NFL
Perfect match. Player who can't catch signs with a team that can't throw.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Raiders head coach decides that giving more playing time to the only RB who's shown any potential this season is unwarranted. Yeah, I guess. He should totally be splitting carries with Marcel Reece when he gets back, though. Run DMC and MJD are fucking useless. Even combined, they still suck.
Seahawks passing game is prepared to get stupid. Not stupid good, just plain old, garden variety stupid.
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Seahawks passing game is prepared to get stupid. Not stupid good, just plain old, garden variety stupid.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The Vikes need to trade Patterson while he's still got value if they're not going to use him.
Tim Wright needs to stop vulturing Gronk's TDs.
Keeper league: Need Decker, Mason, Danger Russ, and Lynch to step the fuck up. Another pick six from Rivers wouldn't hurt.
Standard league: Going to be close, but only because my opponent started Vernon Davis and Carlos Hyde.
Tim Wright needs to stop vulturing Gronk's TDs.
Keeper league: Need Decker, Mason, Danger Russ, and Lynch to step the fuck up. Another pick six from Rivers wouldn't hurt.
Standard league: Going to be close, but only because my opponent started Vernon Davis and Carlos Hyde.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Keeper: I'm up by 8 or so. Decker and Justin Tucker for me versus Rashad Jennings and Sammy Watkins.
Standard: Down by 18 because Tannehill connected with WRs who aren't Mike Wallace. Then there's fucking Kennan Allen sitting on my bench. Down to DeMarco Murray for me versus Torrey Smith.
Standard: Down by 18 because Tannehill connected with WRs who aren't Mike Wallace. Then there's fucking Kennan Allen sitting on my bench. Down to DeMarco Murray for me versus Torrey Smith.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
My work league team is a dumpster fire. I think Matt Asiata is my best RB...
However, I've all but locked a win this week in my F&F league, which will put me at 9-3. (I'm up 30 or so with my QB, Brees, and a RB , Forsett, still to go, while he has a RB and a WR.)
I also am 5 teams into a 6 team parlay for $5 for $91. The Cowboys are the last team I need to win so I put $45 on the Giants +4 1/2.
And how hated is Jones Gray this week? Didn't play because he showed up late to meetings, ouch!
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However, I've all but locked a win this week in my F&F league, which will put me at 9-3. (I'm up 30 or so with my QB, Brees, and a RB , Forsett, still to go, while he has a RB and a WR.)
I also am 5 teams into a 6 team parlay for $5 for $91. The Cowboys are the last team I need to win so I put $45 on the Giants +4 1/2.

And how hated is Jones Gray this week? Didn't play because he showed up late to meetings, ouch!
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
TheCatt wrote:Amazing catch by Bechham... damn.
Pissed that the best rookie WR I've landed is Martavis Bryant. Almost had Kelvin.
Could use a couple fumbles from Jennings.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Beckham's catch
I'm going to win and the second place team in my division is going to win, plus I currently have the best record, so I think I locked my division and a first round bye today.
Bucks won yesterday, and I hit that parlay AND the safety bet.
Plus, the Steelers didn't lose.
Great football weekend.
I'm going to win and the second place team in my division is going to win, plus I currently have the best record, so I think I locked my division and a first round bye today.
Bucks won yesterday, and I hit that parlay AND the safety bet.
Plus, the Steelers didn't lose.

Great football weekend.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Johnny Asshole lives up to name.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Solo sack + solo tackle on this drive. We're tied.TheCatt wrote:In my keeper league, I'm up 5, no one left. He has Mario Williams, who averages 5 points a game.
Time to throw in the towel on the league for this year and get ready for next year's draft

On the ESPN league I'm in with Malcolm, I can't even login. So I'm guessing that isn't going well for me this week.
It's not me, it's someone else.
On the ESPN league I'm in with Malcolm, I can't even login. So I'm guessing that isn't going well for me this week.
Your balls are getting kicked in hard enough to fly out your mouth.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Keeper PPR:
Down 4.8 points. Still Decker (who may get a garbage time TD) and Tucker (still kicking for Baltimore) versus Sammy Watkins (can't imagine Buffalo throwing again).
Down 4.8 points. Still Decker (who may get a garbage time TD) and Tucker (still kicking for Baltimore) versus Sammy Watkins (can't imagine Buffalo throwing again).
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."