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The Browns finishing a minimum of 11-5 AND winning the div?
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Riding the Andrew Hawkins train for one more week against the 32nd ranked pass D in the league. Watch Darrey Sproles explode because I benched him.
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Malcolm wrote:The Browns finishing a minimum of 11-5 AND winning the div?

Yes... although the way this game is going, I might be wrong already :)

Meeting one condition, but not both, would be a push.




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RG3: 3 completions to his own team. 2 completions to the other team. 1TD pass. to the wrong team.
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Rams: temporarily leading Denver by 10 points. Tre Mason is gashing Denver's run D. Kenny Britt burned their secondary for a 63-yard score.

Peyton: 12/20 for 112, spread among half a dozen different wideouts.
CJ Anderson: sucking donkey dick.




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Need Matt Asiata to vulture some goal line TDs. Lacy and Jamaal are being bitches.
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Wow. Nice, one Isaiah.
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Fuck you, Browns.
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Fuck you, Browns.

That bet still on the table?

Vikings suck more than I thought. Can't even ring up Chicago's D.

Hoyer's been shut down by Houston. He plays just well enough to keep the Manziel whispers to a minimal level.

WTF is up with the Rams? They're going to end up beating both teams from last year's Super Bowl unless Denver's D comes up with a takeaway.
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Malcolm wrote:
Fuck you, Browns.
That bet still on the table?
Uh, no.
WTF is up with the Rams? They're going to end up beating both teams from last year's Super Bowl unless Denver's D comes up with a takeaway.

Don't know. Just don't know.

And the Redskins...

And the sad, sad NFC South.

And all my sad fantasy teams.

And Eli Fucking Manning.
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Oh Panthers. Wow, just wow.
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Such a frustrating team these Browns are...
WORLD CHAMPIONS!!
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I want the odds on every NFC South team having a negative record.
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Post by Troy »

Panthers get in range of a long 45 game winning field goal. Minute and a half on the clock.

Play calling shuts down, no real attempt to get any further or drain more clock. Miss the long field goal. To that point on the drive they had been moving it easily.

yet another reason Rivera and co. should be fired.




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Troy wrote:Panthers get in range of a long 45 game winning field goal. Minute and a half on the clock.

Play calling shuts down, no real attempt to get any further or drain more clock. Miss the long field goal. To that point on the drive they had been moving it easily.

yet another reason Rivera and co. should be fired.
Srsly. That was pathetic.
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Fantasy updates.

catt league:
Yet again, I pick the wrong side of the coin in the Kelvin/DeAndre flip. AJ Green, Al Blue are keeping me in it. Should have it won. Coby Fleener, Tony Brown, and Bradshaw versus the other dude's Gronk (which makes the other two leagues even more interesting).

Standard league:
Fucked. Matt Asiata, Brandin Cooks, and Mike Wallace all sucked. Fuck my WRs.

Keeper league:
In a strange turn of events, my regular team is playing the team I'm co-managing due to the original owner bailing.
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I think I've given up on all my fantasy leagues.
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Probably making postseason in both pay leagues. Doubt I'll get the first round bye.
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