Masive celebrity nudes leaked - Jennifer Lawrence and others

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I need to start an IT consulting firm specializing in digital mobile security for celebrities. I would make a killing.
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Marilyn Monroe 15 minute BJ tape bought for $1.5 million.
Possibly blowing JFK.




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Paul wrote:All of them:
http://www.reddit.com/r....e_place
Gone.
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Paul wrote:
Paul wrote:All of them:
http://www.reddit.com/r....e_place
Gone.
Not gone, just moved around the internet. Once those pictures got out into the wild, they were DLed by countless people who will post them randomly until the end of time.
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I'm still looking for the Scarlett Johansson pics from a couple of years ago.
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Vince wrote:I'm still looking for the Scarlett Johansson pics from a couple of years ago.
I heard there were Mila Kunis ones that I never saw.
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Someone here might have hard copies saved of those ScarJo ones...

Where they currently reside though...that's a mystery. I switch computers pretty often, and external hard drives even more frequently.

I'll try to dig them up, but in the meantime, let me paint you a picture as only a man can:
She's got red hair, a smoking hot bod, and I'd hit it.
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Those the ones with a mirror and you can see her buttocks?
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Buttocks and Boobies.
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I really would like those if anyone can dig them up.

Would you consider them her best work, even surpassing The Avengers?
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Vince wrote:I'm still looking for the Scarlett Johansson pics from a couple of years ago.
I bet I can rattle the chains and find something.
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One of Monroe's ex-husbands, the late baseball great Joe DiMaggio, once tried to buy it from the collector for $25,000 but "he would not part with it," according to FBI files on Monroe that are available on the FBI Web site.

I'm sure that was $25K in 1960-whatever dollars, but holy cripes, Joltin' Joe was a cheap-ass.

Goddamn...
"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."

J. Edgar was evil so concentrated it made Nixon look like pure white snow.




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Malcolm wrote:
Vince wrote:I'm still looking for the Scarlett Johansson pics from a couple of years ago.
I bet I can rattle the chains and find something.
The little birdies have responded. PM me for details.
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Someone mention Monroe at work today and I got to thinking about the BJ video of her and it dawned on me that she was pretty much a Kardashian.
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It is not Ms. Ritter’s or Ms. Dunst’s responsibility to protect their own property from theft by not creating said property or only storing it in a specific place....


Indeed, personal responsibility has no place in today's world at all.

Oh, this guy say it was not a hack, it was a sex crime.

http://www.forbes.com/sites....x-crime
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It's just naked pictures. Dear God.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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A sex crime? Like a crime that involved one or more of the sexes?
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No I think it is like rape. Like a peeping tom is rape or something.
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I saw another article from some some stupid woman asking why they didn't hack the accounts of men.

Um... because to get a picture of some guy's junk you usually just have to go through the extreme measure of saying, "Hey, send me a picture of your junk".

And he'll usually throw in a shot of his balls and taint as a bonus for nothing and without you even asking.
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You know, other places there is a word called "biotruth" that is considered off limits when discussing differences between the sexes... it is a BIOTRUTH that women are built smaller in stature (generally), so that is not allowed in an argument about why they shouldn't be firemen. Persons. I am not saying that using the word BIOTRUTH should be winning arguments, but it does in other more PC corners of the interweb.

Well...

Why is it bad to slutshame women for their actions, but it is just fine to slutshame men because they like to look at hot, naked chicks, no matter how the pics got out? It is a BIOTRUTH that men are attracted to optimal mating partners that have proven themselves superior reproductive partners by means of wealth and fame.

Goddam double standard, is what it is.




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