The Mummy Reboot
Because creativity in Hollywood is alive and well, they're rebooting a movie 1999.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Re: The Mummy Reboot
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The Mummy Reboot
Trailer numero dos.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The Mummy Reboot
It's a pile of crap. Really, really stupid.
The stories about Cruise having the movie rewritten to be about his character are true because we're supposed to believe Cruise's character isn't just a good guy, he's a thief with a heart of gold.
The main villain's henchmen are literally ancient corpses and can be beaten with a stick, yet somehow they are too much for most of the no names in the movie to handle. They swim, they climb, they run, etc. All bullshit. You're dust! Water and a stiff wind should be able to beat you easily.
I found Hyde to be under powered as well.
Tom Cruise killed a franchise here before it got started. I can't fathom a studio giving him this sort of power going forward.
Brendan Frasier's Mummy is light years better.
The stories about Cruise having the movie rewritten to be about his character are true because we're supposed to believe Cruise's character isn't just a good guy, he's a thief with a heart of gold.
The main villain's henchmen are literally ancient corpses and can be beaten with a stick, yet somehow they are too much for most of the no names in the movie to handle. They swim, they climb, they run, etc. All bullshit. You're dust! Water and a stiff wind should be able to beat you easily.
I found Hyde to be under powered as well.
Tom Cruise killed a franchise here before it got started. I can't fathom a studio giving him this sort of power going forward.
Brendan Frasier's Mummy is light years better.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
The Mummy Reboot
This is on HBO Go.
And it sucks.
And it sucks.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
The Mummy Reboot
I was here at the beginning. I was thinking this wasn't nearly as bad as I'd been led to believe. Then I was a little excited when Cruise walked in the lab area and they had the vampire skull, etc. Then they introduced Crowe's character and it felt like the whole tone of the movie went to shtick.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren