The Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

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The Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

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Former professional wrestler and MMA fighter CM Punk stars as a man with a muddied past fixing up a house in a new town. His wife is preggers and not there with him yet. Unfortunately for him, he might not be alone in the house. (Did you figure that out from the title?)

CM Punk cannot act. He tries, but some of the close up reaction shots fail him.

This is Travis Stevens' first attempt at directing a feature film, and it shows. Good ideas, but poor execution.

Throw in terrible dialogue and the "monster" looking the way it does for no actual reason, and you have kind of a crappy first effort.

On the plus side, Sarah Brooks really brings it. She is awesomely creepy and sexy at the same time. She's a woman Punk meets outside his home and her whole deal is mysterious.

Skip it.
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