2 Hours (2012) (Short)

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2 Hours (2012) (Short)

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A nobody gets bitten by a zombie. He knows he has two hours until the virus gets him, so he spends it hunting for survivors he believes will keep him alive for some reason.

This was clearly made by someone just coming out of film school. It's art house, cliche garbage. The narration throughout isn't just hackneyed, meaningless bullshit, as the narrator's voice is hilariously out of place. He's trying way to hard to sound serious and deep, and it just comes off as ridiculous, like a child would sound trying to imitate a parent.

Worse still is that all but one of the user reviews are clearly other film students in one massive circle jerk. The people knobbing this trash are a perfect example of the harm fake praise can do. The "genius filmmaker" behind this "gem" has seen his career skyrocket to nothing. Perhaps if he received genuine criticism instead of fake praise he would have learned something and gotten better?

Fuck this crap.
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