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Roger Corman presents Splatter.
Watched this because of Corman's name (expected boobs, got none) and it was only 30 minutes. I want my 30 minutes back.
Corey Feldman is a rocker who commits suicide. 5 people show up to his wake and somehow he's alive, but not, and somehow rotting despite just having died. Anyway, he starts killing them in ridiculous ways.
Tony Todd embarrasses himself by being in this crap.
Just fucking terrible. This was apparently going to be a series and actually follow the story of this undead rocker. Only 1 episode was ever made.
Splatter (2009)
Splatter (2009)
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Splatter (2009)
I feel bad for Corey. All the homo child rape.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."