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Was that a new wizard?
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Mysterio

A classic Spider-Man villain.
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So he's a Dr. Strange style sorcerer?
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I mean, I could tell you his powers, but it would dramatically alter how you view the trailer.

However, Spider fans around the world already know his powers, so I don't see how you could avoid this information....

Say "yes" and I'll fill in the blank: "Mysterio is the master of _________."
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i don't care. yes.
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Master of Illusion. Completely changes the trailer doesn't it? What's real? What isn't?

There is a possibility the large water guy is Hydroman and not an illusion. In fact, a quick Google search seems to indicate he is indeed a baddie in this film.
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Ahhhhhhhh.

Thanks for the spoiler , dick
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So...this takes place before Infinity Wars? Therefore the whole movie is a flashback and who cares.
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GORDON wrote:Thanks for the spoiler , dick
Also, Peter Parker is clearly a ghost.
thibodeaux wrote: So...this takes place before Infinity Wars? Therefore the whole movie is a flashback and who cares.
Takes place after Endgame.
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So then we know infinity war’s outcome was bogus.

Either way I’m right.
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thibodeaux wrote: So then we know infinity war’s outcome was bogus.
How could anyone not know that? A multibillion (trillion?) corporation isn't going to kill off a bunch of marketable characters.

Plus, the original source material, which is readily available anywhere and talked about often, discusses how the heroes save the day and restore the half of the universe Thanos killed.
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Hey, spoiler alert!
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That's the problem with Sony still owning Spider-Man's rights. Marvel couldn't get them to hold off on this film.

"Hey, would you mind not making hundreds of millions of dollars right now so we can continue a mystique about our story line that everyone knows is BS anyway?"
"Go fuck yourself."

By the way, Tom Holland is, by a billion miles, the best Peter Parker.
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Leisher wrote: By the way, Tom Holland is, by a billion miles, the best Peter Parker.
Impossible. Everybody knows that Spiderman is a black mexican.
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I'd gamble Marvel got the reaction it wanted with that trailer.

Peeps are so confused that they're speculating Mysterio will have magic now.

Essentially, nobody knows shit.
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New trailer dropped with massive spoilers for Avengers Endgame. It also completely changes what we thought we knew about the film AND possibilities for the MCU going forward.

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I like that Marvel is promoting more minorities as super heroes.
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TheCatt wrote: I like that Marvel is promoting more minorities as super heroes.
Is that sarcasm?
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