Blockers (2018)

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John Cena, Leslie Mann, and Ike Barinholtz are parents whose daughters have agreed to all lose their virginity on the same night. Now the parents are on a mission to stop it from happening.

I wonder if this movie would have been bigger with Paul Rudd, Seth Rogan, etc. rather than the people who are usually co-stars.

As it stands, it's a fun movie, but not particularly memorable. Cena is portrayed as a big softie who happens to be build like a brick shithouse. Leslie Mann is the single mom trying to prevent her daughter from making the same mistake she made. Ike Barinholtz plays basically the same guy he plays in everything, but more on the "good guy" side.

Gary Cole's flaccid cock gets some airtime, which should be exhibit A is the case of "The People vs. Hollywood's insistence on showing us flaccid cocks over bare breasts". A woman's body is art. A man's body is fucking disgusting.

The movie is worth seeing once for some chuckles.
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It's OK.

The best joke was the American Beauty one.
Leisher wrote: Gary Cole's flaccid cock gets some airtime,
Seriously. So many boobs we could have seen.

That being said, I guess it's nice to see teenage boys being respectful of women and their choices?
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I had quite a few chuckles, the chugging contest being the greatest ones.

Also Cena has done a good job breaking image. I've always said, it's easier to take a charismatic, charming dude and make him buff than it is to take a buff dude and make him charismatic.... but John Cena is the real deal.
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