Hellboy (2019)
Hellboy (2019)
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Hellboy (2019)
At first I was anti-this movie because they didn't case Ron Perlman, but then I learned that Perlman was one of those, "All conservatives are nazi scum and I hate their sub-human guts" style liberals, and I found that to be off-putting. And I don't even really consider myself very conservative, any more. I just don't like that kind of person.
So.
Now I may see this.
So.
Now I may see this.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Hellboy (2019)
It has not been getting good reports.
Sometimes I wonder how many Hollywood people are playing a role with their political rantings just to make sure they still get roles.
I mean, look at most Hollywood movies, guns and violence solving problems isn't exactly a progressive view.
Sometimes I wonder how many Hollywood people are playing a role with their political rantings just to make sure they still get roles.
I mean, look at most Hollywood movies, guns and violence solving problems isn't exactly a progressive view.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Hellboy (2019)
I just figured out he's the sheriff from Stranger Things.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Hellboy (2019)
Did they also make his girlfriend black? Or is that girl not replacing Selma Blair?
Hellboy (2019)
Earlier today it was at 11% on RT.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Hellboy (2019)
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Hellboy (2019)
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Hellboy (2019)
It sucked.
I like David Harbour, but he's no Ron Pearlman. At least not in this role.
The big bad here is Milla Jovovich, who I'm not sure ages. She's an evil, immortal sorceress who gets stopped by King Arthur and now is returning. Hellboy and the BPRD are the only thing standing in her way.
The movie seems to assume the audience is fully versed in the source material in some areas, while also explaining other shit in a lot of detail. It's a bit confusing and has the film jumping around with flashbacks and flashforwards.
This is an origin story from start to finish. The whole thing was clearly setting up for more movies. They even fucking mention it during the movie. Seriously.
If you don't like gore, you won't like this movie. It's bloodier than most horror movies.
Ultimately, it seemed like a jumbled mess of a film, and is mostly unmemorable.
I like David Harbour, but he's no Ron Pearlman. At least not in this role.
The big bad here is Milla Jovovich, who I'm not sure ages. She's an evil, immortal sorceress who gets stopped by King Arthur and now is returning. Hellboy and the BPRD are the only thing standing in her way.
The movie seems to assume the audience is fully versed in the source material in some areas, while also explaining other shit in a lot of detail. It's a bit confusing and has the film jumping around with flashbacks and flashforwards.
This is an origin story from start to finish. The whole thing was clearly setting up for more movies. They even fucking mention it during the movie. Seriously.
If you don't like gore, you won't like this movie. It's bloodier than most horror movies.
Ultimately, it seemed like a jumbled mess of a film, and is mostly unmemorable.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”