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As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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A guy not good looking enough for his hot preggers wife moves into an apartment. He's also banging his crazy hot assistant. Oh, the landlord is about the sleaziest motherfucker you could ever imagine and seems special needs.

Anyway, the landlord is spying on them, and a lot of boring shit goes on because the true purpose of the movie, the spying, would only last about 15 minutes.

The acting is terrible. The writing is hilariously bad. Nobody acts like this in real life!

The landlord's physical shape makes the end scenes a stretch of the imagination. Also, the end scene is really, really stupid not only because of how __________ acts, but also because of the time frames discussed. Hint: Watch this with a woman and she'll immediately tell you why the ending might be the stupidest in film history. (Do I really need to avoid spoilers for films like this? None of you will ever see it.)

It sucks, although I'll probably watch the sequel someday because why not?
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It did suck. It was her pick.
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