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As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Yay Netflix!

American millennials on vacation in Panama ignore warnings from the locals and head into the jungle. That's when they run into Gollum who proceeds to fuck them up and eat them.

Meanwhile, the filmmakers attempt to murder their audience through boredom and bad acting.

It's a chupacabra film and it looks like fucking Gollum. Oh, did I just spoil the movie for you? You're welcome.
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