The Legend of Tarzan

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The Legend of Tarzan

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Alexander Skarsgård is Tarzan and Harley Quinn is Jane.

Tarzan has been domesticated and lives in London. The Belgian king needs Tarzan back in the Congo to pay off some vengeful natives. They'll give the king some legendary diamonds in exchange for the opportunity to kill Tarzan.

Flashbacks tell the origin of Tarzan and they're miles more interesting than the rest of the story.

Samuel L. Jackson is in the movie too because why not?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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