Statham returns along with his French cop friend. This time he is forced into delivering packages and a woman, of course, which is connected to an evil corporation trying to do bad things to the environment.
Great fight scenes, but the story is dog shit. Driving scenes are also meh. You'll need to turn your brain completely off for the stunts too.
Funniest part of the movie is how they manage to get Statham's shirt off during fights. Dude's ripped and if I was him I'd never wear a shirt, but when you're fighting 12 dudes and you're the only one who gets naked during the fight... It gets weird.
The female lead is hilariously right out of the 70s and 80s when women were nothing more than eye candy and were better seen and not heard.
You can skip this one unless you know a feminist. Watch it with her and when she gets pissed about the girl, bring up how Statham shows more skin than the girl.
Transporter 3
Transporter 3
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”