Transformers: The Last Knight
Transformers: The Last Knight
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Autobot to debut could indicate another's fate.
Autobot to debut could indicate another's fate.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Everyone is losing their shit saying Optimus kills Bumblebee. I must have watched a different trailer.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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This franchise is still limping along?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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And fucking Hopkins is in everything, these days.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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That's cute. I'm pretty sure there are three more movies planned for the next 3-5 years.Malcolm wrote:This franchise is still limping along?
This is a shitty franchise that just keeps going and going. A lot like Fast and Furious.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I didn't grow up watching the F&F cartoon or reading the F&F comics. The Transformer flicks seem so fucking bad. Only a matter of time before they pussify Unicron.This is a shitty franchise that just keeps going and going. A lot like Fast and Furious.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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F and F actually got decent after the... 4th? film. I mean, for an action series.Leisher wrote:That's cute. I'm pretty sure there are three more movies planned for the next 3-5 years.Malcolm wrote:This franchise is still limping along?
This is a shitty franchise that just keeps going and going. A lot like Fast and Furious.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I like the Transformer movies just as mindless fun and action. They are like the Harry Potter movies for me except in a tech genre rather than a fantasy genre.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Transformers: The Last Knight
Barely being kept alive by international returns.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Transformers: The Last Knight
So Earth has become some leaderless place, which isn't explained at all considering all of society is still standing, and Markie Mark is like Clara Barton to the Autobots. Prime is missing because they don't know where he is, which is fucking hilarious considering what he's doing and when you consider the logistics of it all. Hint: He needed help.
Anyway, the Decepticons are searching for a staff that has the power to resurrect Cybertron. Why they didn't just go looking for this in the first film, we'll never know. They're lead by Megatron who died in the last film, but whateves. Continuity means nothing in this universe apparently.
There's a shot at Shia, there's an attractive woman whose an expert on King Arthur who just happens to be single, and there's an orphaned kid that happens to be a genius and has a pet robot.
Prime's a bad guy for all of 5 minutes on screen. He also doesn't kill anyone and how he's snapped out of it is really dumb. I didn't even see where Bumblebee got the part necessary, but again, details aren't Michael Bay's strong point.
Hey look, the Dinobots! They're really tiny, but also gigantic later for some reason? They don't bother explaining. Did you know the Dinobots can combine to form some big ass Autobot?
So when the villains do it, you expect them to show up and do it, but nope. It never happens.
This movie is laughably bad. Special effects are great, but meaningless without character and a story.
Anyway, the Decepticons are searching for a staff that has the power to resurrect Cybertron. Why they didn't just go looking for this in the first film, we'll never know. They're lead by Megatron who died in the last film, but whateves. Continuity means nothing in this universe apparently.
There's a shot at Shia, there's an attractive woman whose an expert on King Arthur who just happens to be single, and there's an orphaned kid that happens to be a genius and has a pet robot.
Prime's a bad guy for all of 5 minutes on screen. He also doesn't kill anyone and how he's snapped out of it is really dumb. I didn't even see where Bumblebee got the part necessary, but again, details aren't Michael Bay's strong point.
Hey look, the Dinobots! They're really tiny, but also gigantic later for some reason? They don't bother explaining. Did you know the Dinobots can combine to form some big ass Autobot?
So when the villains do it, you expect them to show up and do it, but nope. It never happens.
This movie is laughably bad. Special effects are great, but meaningless without character and a story.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”