Yay Netflix!
I watched her "The Leather Special" stand up last night.
It started off well because she opened with a joke about herself getting so much popularity and letting it go to her head. I thought, "Ok, she's showing humility and maybe this will be good."
Nope.
I'm pretty sure I didn't crack a smile during the whole show. I think there might have been one line that I thought was good, but the rest is just her talking about being fat, saying "pussy" a thousand times, a bunch of really hackney day in the life of me bullshit that reeks of "I got caught stealing jokes, and I'm out of material", and a speech about gun control.
The gun control thing didn't even turn me off as I don't disagree with the points she made. Not at all. "Don't let terrorists, blind people, or folks with domestic abuse histories buy guns." Hard to argue with that stuff. And that bugged me. It was like she was back tracking in a forum where she would have the only word and wouldn't be questioned. She said far dumber things publicly about gun control. So this felt like a PR move.
I'm not a person who thinks she's completely without value. Trainwreck is a good movie and skits on her show were hilarious. Just because she publicly melted down doesn't make that stuff less funny or good, ala Chappelle. There was even a hot minute where she would have been considered fuckable thanks to her humor and confidence.
However, she needs to reinvent herself a bit before she fades into total obscurity. Your material can't all be about you being a fat whore. It gets old.
Overall, this was a terrible standup special.
Inside Amy Schumer
Inside Amy Schumer
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
Somehow this news missed me or I forgot it. Amy Schumer's a massive joke thief. This video is fascinating. Most of them she doesn't even try to hide. She did Ellen's joke to her on her own fucking show!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
Fuuuuuck no.
She is not my unicorn.
She is not my unicorn.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Inside Amy Schumer
I liked it when the hidden messages are easy to find.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Inside Amy Schumer
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
Getting a show on Food Network with her chef husband.
I wonder if she'll hire writers or just continue to steal jokes for the show?
I wonder if she'll hire writers or just continue to steal jokes for the show?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer just saved her kid years of teasing.
The comedic actress revealed on the latest episode of her podcast "3 Girls, 1 Keith" that she and her husband officially changed her toddler's name after realizing that it sounded like "genital."
"It's now Gene David Fischer," she said of her 11-month-old son. "It was Gene Attell Fischer but we realized that we, by accident, named our son 'genital.'"
It's not me, it's someone else.
Inside Amy Schumer
I would completely believe she did this intentionally just so she could get some press later when she changed it.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
A long collection of jokes Amy Schumer did contrasted with who did them originally.
https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0
https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
It's not me, it's someone else.
Inside Amy Schumer
I do that sometimes. Sucks to get old.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Inside Amy Schumer
It popped back up in my YouTube feed. That's unusual. Normally it doesn't recommend videos you have already watched.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
I've been noticing my youtube recommended seems to be forgetting vids I watched over 3 years ago. Like, that's as far back as their watch history goes. They pop back up without that "progress" bar at the bottom showing you watched it.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Inside Amy Schumer
YouTube needs to just add a little icon to show you watched it. Hell, I was even able to like the video, which I'm sure I would have done previously, so something was up.
The most important thing though is that Amy Schumer is a joke stealing twat and her career should be over like fellow joke thief Carlos Mencia.
The most important thing though is that Amy Schumer is a joke stealing twat and her career should be over like fellow joke thief Carlos Mencia.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”