The Brits have shitty food, but you can find a decent meal in London sometimes.Leisher wrote:You say bad pro sports teams, but the Cavs just won the title, the Indians are up 1-0 in the World Series, and the Columbus MLS team made the finals.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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This is like London winning food awards in two categories, though.
I wonder if Dutch people can breed with other races, and if so, if their offspring would be sterile.
I wonder if Dutch people can breed with other races, and if so, if their offspring would be sterile.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I'm still not from Ohio. So not checkmate.GORDON wrote:You might be the stupidest person on earth and anything you say after this point will just set the bar lower for what it takes to be "stupidest person on earth."
Checkmate.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Back tracks on her pledge to move out of the U.S.
Does so in a hate filled speech filled with arrogance and easily researched falsehoods.
Does so in a hate filled speech filled with arrogance and easily researched falsehoods.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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You know I was looking forward to her leaving. Her lack of follow-through and big talk is yet another reason to dislike her.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Theres 3...Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer and Miley Cyrus have all promised to leave the U.S. if Trump wins.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Aside: can we correct this thread title so it's got her last name spelled properly?
Next role. Live-action Barbie flick. No, really.
Next role. Live-action Barbie flick. No, really.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Without Amy, you'd never have discovered your love for Bridgette Everett.GORDON wrote:No, fuck her.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Another reason to hate her more.
It feels good to not pretend. "She's so smart and funny," thanks Cartman.
It feels good to not pretend. "She's so smart and funny," thanks Cartman.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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"Mostly Sex Stuff" was on TV on CC, so I watched it. It's amazing how four years ago, she genuinely was funny and now she's doing some of the worst Old Navy commercials I've ever seen. I still say the "12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer" bit ranks up there with the best of Chappelle.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Amy Schumer video is sparking some controversy.
This site breaks down what the interwebs is thinking...she raped a guy.
Another site tries to defend her, but check the comments. They get called on it, and promptly ban people for it.
Long story short: If Amy was a man and "Matt" was a woman, this would be rape. So yes, Amy Schumer raped a guy.
This site breaks down what the interwebs is thinking...she raped a guy.
Another site tries to defend her, but check the comments. They get called on it, and promptly ban people for it.
Long story short: If Amy was a man and "Matt" was a woman, this would be rape. So yes, Amy Schumer raped a guy.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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If it isn't a completely made up story.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Inside Amy Schumer
Or stolen from another comic?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
Greatest line cut from the CC roast of Denis Leary, "Hey Denis, Bill Hicks left you a carton of cigarettes backstage."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Inside Amy Schumer
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Inside Amy Schumer
Oh my her star is falling fast.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."