Summer's Moon - At 'Dem Flicks with Malcolm

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Malcolm
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Synopsis:
A horror flick that could charitably be described as moving slower than your average Mark Trail story arc.

Review:
Ashley Greene, best known for looking like but not being Kristin Stewart, is a retard 20-something searching for her estranged father and instead finds a Norman Bates-style family with murderous, incestuous, sadistic, and rapey intentions. It mercifully ends 128 minutes in. You can just watch the last 28 and it's pretty much the same film, only shorter.

Verdict:
The most boring story about torture and killing since Wolf Creek.
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