After - At 'Dem Flicks with Malcolm

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Malcolm
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Synopsis:
I swear it has to be Nicholas Sparks writing this shit under a different name.

Review:
This movie starts off somewhat interesting for the first act and even parts of the second. Two seemingly unrelated people riding on a bus are in an accident. They wake up in a hospital in their hometown and notice they're the only ones there and a grey smokey cloud is slowly enveloping everything. Saying much else spoils things.

The first half reminds me of some of the better Twilight Zone eps. There's a fuckload of simple symbolism and plot points as both are trying to piece together why/how/where they woke up, what events tie them together, and what to do next. Plus I'm a sucker for long shots of people wandering around ghost towns. There's a random monster to boot which gave me TZ vibes as well.

The second half reminds me Dawson's fucking Creek and kills any merit the other 50% has. Whoever wrote it deserve to have a prostate exam from a nervous porcupine.

Verdict:
Bleh, another "horror" movie that had a semi-cool premise squandered by shitty writing, directing, and producing. Who the fuck was in the room saying, "You know what we really need? The romantic subplot to overtake everything else."




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