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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm »

Synopsis:
The most boring "action" movie about Australian ninjas you'll ever see.

Review:
What a piece of deceptive shit. I go in expecting an '80s B-movie featuring koala spinning hook kicks and get a bad drama with an anti-drug message.

Some school in Australia has an after school martial arts course taught by an ex-soldier from 'Nam with a few mental problems. The students spent their nights playing "the game" that consists of running around in an abandoned warehouse tagging each other with paint guns or knives. Once someone rings the bell hanging from the ceiling, the game ends. One of the teachers (Mel's wife from Mad Max) is curious why her students are so goddamned tired every day. It quickly devolves 90210-style into a bad after-school special involving drugs and murder.

Verdict:
Fuck it.




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