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As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Only if it's a two-movie deal.
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The synopsis for the film reads," A by-the-book and cry serious lifeguard (Johnson) who is forced to team up with a young rule-flouting hothead in order to save their beach from environmental destruction at the hands of an oil tycoon." No release date has been announced yet.

Sounds like a winner.
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Whatever, you're both gonna watch it, love it, and furiously masturbate to The Rock.
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Yeah, but really... who won't?
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Confession: I have never watched Baywatch. I think I did accidentally catch an episode of Baywatch Nights because I was playing a game and didn't care what was on TV.
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Leisher wrote:Confession: I have never watched Baywatch.
This. Not even accidentally. Not to be a douche, but just saying.
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I think I've seen parts of episodes. Not recalling sitting down to watch one from start to finish ever.
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There were episodes? I thought it was one montage after another with filler material in between.
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The environmental aspect seems to have been dropped and replaced with drug running.

Whatever you are expecting from this movie, it probably delivers
Except boobs.
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Although all of the nudity is male and while there is no female nudity of any kind, many female characters are in bikini's. There are a few instances where covered female breasts are shown moving. Cleavage is also shown.
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It wasn't as bad as I'd expected. I liked the running joke, "Dude, you are a LIFEGUARD. They have police for this kind of stuff."
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I'm with Gordo. It wasn't as bad as I expected.

It's dumb, of course, but look at the show it was based upon.

Lots of beautiful woman, but you're only going to see cocks. I guess that's a joke to all the teens jerking it to the movie?
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I like that he can laugh at himself.
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Ditto. I will always respect folks who accept Razzies.
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