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Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:50 pm

Acknowledged. Tonight is off because of Troy's vagina appointment.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:19 pm

Holy fuck balls you people suck.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:27 pm

If it makes you feel better, this opens up the possibility of my getting laid, tonight.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:07 pm

GORDON wrote: If it makes you feel better, this opens up the possibility of my getting laid, tonight.

Well, Cake is free...

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:31 pm

Is there not a way to ignore people on this board any more?

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:42 pm

Add them to your enemies list.

I'm not sure if one can ignore admins, though.

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:47 pm

Understood, tonight is a cancel. And Gordon, Best of luck dude! Slay some pussy, just don't crit that uterus... unless you want to make babies.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:47 pm

Alevard wrote: Slay some pussy

Have you met Gordon?

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:57 pm

"Slay some Orifice of some kind...?"

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:27 pm

I purposely left the gender undetermined.

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:35 pm

Well either way good luck! May he/she/it/they moan, bellow, bahh, or bray!

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:37 pm

There's no HE, here. Not even if it's a sheep. I'm not a homo.

/s

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:42 pm

That's your take away? LMAO! you guys are too funny.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:49 pm

Banging a female sheep is nohomo

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:17 am

GORDON wrote: There's no HE, here. Not even if it's a sheep. I'm not a homo.

/s

In college, they made a big thing about how you're sleeping with everyone your partner has slept with before. So isn't sleeping with women like 90% homo?

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:33 pm

BTW, last friday night.... sorry, I can't talk about it. A gentleman never tells when he bangs a cute, younger blonde social worker. Who's totally a girl, since I know about half of you were itching to type, "What's his name?"

She texted me today asking what my fave lingerie is. I said I like wearing lots of different kinds.

Post by **Leisher** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:51 pm

GORDON wrote: BTW, last friday night.... sorry, I can't talk about it. A gentleman never tells when he bangs a cute, younger blonde social worker. Who's totally a girl, since I know about half of you were itching to type, "What's his name?"

Congratulate her on the successful surgery.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:24 am

Nice.

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:59 am

LMAO! nice dude. But either you show pics or it didn't happen....

(Totally kidding, mind you. She sounds like a keeper)

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:01 am

Pshaw.

She's nice, but...