Want to play Dungeons and Dragons 5E?

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:04 pm

lmao! Remind me again who my fellow enlisted military alumni are? This conversation is definitely reminding me of times in the service.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:23 pm

I was in the military. The others were in the air Force and army and stuff.

Unlike the last one, this one is easy to talk to and is kind of kinky.

But I'm not even a year out of a long marriage, soooooo..... Yeah.

I didn't initiate last Friday's D and D cancellation, but I took advantage of it.

BTW I told her "poker night" was cancelled and I was free to hang out.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:33 pm

GORDON wrote: I was in the military. The others were in the air Force and army and stuff.

It's so weird that Gordon was a Marine. He's not short. I guess his other insecurities made him sign on the dotted line.

I golfed on Saturdays, so I was in the Air Force.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:47 pm

GORDON wrote: BTW I told her "poker night" was cancelled and I was free to hang out.

Sounds like it was replaced with poke her night.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:10 pm

TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: BTW I told her "poker night" was cancelled and I was free to hang out.
Sounds like it was replaced with poke her night.

Do you think he blows her up by mouth or that he has an electric air pump?

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:19 pm

Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: BTW I told her "poker night" was cancelled and I was free to hang out.
Sounds like it was replaced with poke her night.
Do you think he blows her up by mouth or that he has an electric air pump?

Guess he should be careful with what he pokes her with

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:51 pm

Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: BTW I told her "poker night" was cancelled and I was free to hang out.
Sounds like it was replaced with poke her night.
Do you think he blows her up by mouth or that he has an electric air pump?

That reminds me.... I want to blow coke up her ass with a straw, don't I.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:57 pm

GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
Sounds like it was replaced with poke her night.
Do you think he blows her up by mouth or that he has an electric air pump?
That reminds me.... I want to blow coke up her ass with a straw, don't I.

Do you want a dead hooker Gordo? Because that's how you get a dead hooker.

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:09 pm

I mentioned somewhere I saw them do that on Wolf of Wall Street, and it struck a deep chord. Revealed a path hitherto unknown to me.

Blowing coke up a girl's ass with a straw.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:10 pm

Leisher wrote: Do you want a dead hooker Gordo? Because that's how you get a dead hooker.

No way, assholes are very tolerant of coke.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:10 pm

This thread was much better reading when the conversations were actually about our D&D sessions..

Post by **GORDON** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:12 pm

Haters gonna hate.

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:36 pm

LMAO! guys - dead hookers, poke her night, D&D... This thread has everything!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source= ... 4131019888

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:52 pm

DMs reveal crazy shit their party did.

I bet none of their paladins had gay sex with a vampire, or bestiality with a fish girl.

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/705562 ... ne-in-game

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:25 pm

That's going to be a good read tomorrow during lunch.

Troy definitely could share some stories about our dumb asses.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:35 am

There isn't much to it. Don't plan lunch around it.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:25 pm

I read many things during lunch, not just one.

Its waiting until tomorrow anyway as I went out to lunch today.

Post by **Troy** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:16 pm

I plan to run a session Friday. I’m busy but I’ve calendared an “event” Friday evening and told people I got an event.

Zelda will be out. Stu may be late but will be in. I think it’s early afternoon or so and the party is leaving the abbey with brought back to life kid.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:31 pm

I'm in.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:34 pm

Probably in. But if the social worker asks, it's still "poker night."