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My days are so mixed up now...

I didn't even realize it was Friday until a few minutes ago and got thrilled about tonight's session.

GRAPE APE!!!!
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Time is a flat circle now, one day is the same as the next...

EXCEPT for Dungeons & Dragons Day!
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And also grocery shopping day but it's still not nearly as fun and maybe sort of dangerous.
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Leisher wrote: My days are so mixed up now...

I didn't even realize it was Friday until a few minutes ago and got thrilled about tonight's session.

GRAPE APE!!!!

Don't get excited. Troy has stomped our grand plans more than once with an arbitrary word, and wave of his hand.

Ours is a cruel, uncaring god.
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GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote: My days are so mixed up now...

I didn't even realize it was Friday until a few minutes ago and got thrilled about tonight's session.

GRAPE APE!!!!

Don't get excited. Troy has stomped our grand plans more than once with an arbitrary word, and wave of his hand.

Ours is a cruel god.
I didn't, the Humanoid Fox did. Besides, ya'll had your chances.

I'm sure Mr. Fox is going to teleport to a Buddhist shrine within the temple and adopt a non-violent, laissez faire outlook for rest of his (or your) life.
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I would accept that with his apparently high intelligence level, he could conceivably rethink his life choices at this moment, after having been confronted by his mortality. He could indeed change his tune, and leave peacefully.
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GORDON wrote: I would accept that with his apparently high intelligence level, he could conceivably rethink his life choices at this moment, after having been confronted by his mortality. He could indeed change his tune, and leave peacefully.
I mean, you're not wrong.

A high intelligence would know when to cut bait. Particularly if he was able to determine that we were simply temporary visitors and would be gone as quickly as we arrived.
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I'm sure it will be fine, as long as you guys didn't like, steal anything magical, powerful, or forbidden yet.
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All setup but waiting on a forever windows update with the worst timing ever.

I just want to play D&D Microsoft, read the fucking room.
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I thought it was at 9.
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GORDON wrote:I thought it was at 9.
It is but I try to get on earlier to make sure, for example, people with sketchy microphones have time to fix them.
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Just making sure I wasn't late .

Taking a cakedaddy-class dump right now. But should be done by 9.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Leisher wrote: Suck it one more time!
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Never would have dreamed a PC poly-morphed giant ape would smash open the treasure vault doors of the Amber Temple, right up until it happened. :lol:

Great stuff.
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The older code thing is a great pull.

Wherever you're finding stories about other parties' adventures through this campaign, you should post what we did.

It's even crazier than it sounds because I think I was the last choice. The Russian went and got himself knocked out, then our weird ass Storm warrior went and got banished. Add onto that the perfect 20 roll to prevent the ape from being banished and it was a hell of a time.

If Strahd was watching he has to feel actual fear at this point.
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Leisher wrote: Suck it one more time!
For what it's worth, I knew that word, and was surprised you were getting shit for it.

That being said... the magic pitcher with a name I'd never heard before... ewer? I wonder if it's the source of the magic healing dinners. It was the only thing left when the food disappeared. Maybe "Instant heal dinner: Just add water." Take it with us.
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Leisher wrote:
If Strahd was watching he has to feel actual fear at this point.
Fear if being smothered to death under giant purple ape balls.
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Didn't we encounter a magic buffet before? Near the V town. I think Zelda and Stranger ate from it and got healed or something?
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I have two vials of the pitcher's contents. But we should take the pitcher too.
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Are we all doing it together this Friday?
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