Want to play Dungeons and Dragons 5E?

Post by **Troy** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:09 pm

Took a shot:

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:13 pm

Wait...is that a really subtle pedo joke?

There's got to be a Ravenloft-Soylent Green joke somewhere...

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:17 pm

Leisher wrote: Wait...is that a really subtle pedo joke?

There's got to be a Ravenloft-Soylent Green joke somewhere...

Your mind really goes to pedo fast.

Post by **Troy** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:18 pm

Leisher wrote: Wait...is that a really subtle pedo joke?

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:25 pm

TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote: Wait...is that a really subtle pedo joke?

There's got to be a Ravenloft-Soylent Green joke somewhere...
Your mind really goes to pedo fast.

Hanging around with you guys will do that.

In Ravenloft there are pastries made with children. When I say "with children", I mean they're an ingredient. Oh, and they get you high and addicted. A certain forum member didn't let that disturbing fact stop his interest in getting high off of them.

Anyway, that's why I wondered if that was a subtle joke about that. Because there has been no pie eating contest, and of the two potential sexual encounters we learned:
1. Troy doesn't want to portray a lady with even a passing interest in a male player.
2. Troy's wife is such an amazingly bad lesbian that it will kill the boners of other people in the room watching.

(That last sentence is fucking hilariously out of context, yet true.)

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:31 pm

The pie eating contest, I figured was a simple play on the kid-pie thing. But I didn't see that as 'pedo'

Post by **Troy** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:32 pm

Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote: Wait...is that a really subtle pedo joke?

There's got to be a Ravenloft-Soylent Green joke somewhere...
Your mind really goes to pedo fast.
1. Troy doesn't want to portray a lady with even a passing interest in a male player.

Now wait a second, Jenny Greenteeth, just last session, was all riled up for the party. Don't be mad the fates wanted your finger-nail and not something more sultry. Like what Alex got.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:37 pm

Leisher wrote: 2. Troy's wife is such an amazingly bad lesbian that it will kill the boners of other people in the room watching.

"Give me another chance, I can make you love me!"

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:16 pm

Troy wrote: Now wait a second, Jenny Greenteeth, just last session, was all riled up for the party. Don't be mad the fates wanted your finger-nail and not something more sultry.

I was actually referring to the object of Strahd's affection. Whatever her name is, I've completely forgotten it.

Jenny Greenteeth was simply hilarious...and gross.

GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote: 2. Troy's wife is such an amazingly bad lesbian that it will kill the boners of other people in the room watching.
"Give me another chance, I can make you love me!"

I mean, she actually said that. Her pathetic desperation was pure entertainment.

Alevard · Post by **Alevard** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:18 pm

LMAO! The Jenny Greenteeth Pie eating contest?

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 7:51 pm

OHhhh. That's a THUMB ring!!

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:38 pm

Same Battime, same Batchannel?

Post by **Troy** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:54 pm

Oh ya - game tonight at 6pst/9est

Arrigal definitely wants to look in the windmill. Party may want to discuss a bit on that one. Castle very possible. Night starting to fall in game time. 7p or so.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:59 pm

I.think I'll keep my mic muted.tonight. when it's on, I'm more tempted to use it.

Post by **Troy** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:51 pm

I'm game to use Discord again so we can all hear each other.

Post by **Troy** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:06 am

Update: The party wrecked the windmill - burned the motherfucker down. Slew Morgantha and her shadow dog. Broke the coven and badly wounded the two daughters.

Is officially inside the gates of Ravenloft castle. Will make level 6 next long rest.

Post by **Troy** » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:06 pm

GAME ON FRIDAY 9 est

Party arrives at castle Ravenloft.

I'll try to start on-time w/ Discord. The castle is enormously big, but there are some ways to abstract it.

Thoughts:

What does Strahd want? Why did he invite you to dinner?

Lots of plot hooks in the castle. Mostly through various NPCs. Getting any of them done may require splitting up, good opportunity to put those mirrors to use.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:34 pm

That's the bad thing about playing once a week with some weeks skipped. You forget about details, like mirrors.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:43 pm

Cakedaddy wrote: You forget about details, like mirrors.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had no idea about any mirrors.

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:36 am

The Walkie Talkie mirrors.