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Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:11 pm
by TheCatt
6 kids play ding dong ditch, 3 end up dead.

https://www.insideedition.com/ding-dong ... eens-58065

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:16 am
by Leisher
Honestly, don't fuck with strangers. Most of the time it might work out for you, but eventually you're going to poke a psycho.

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:19 am
by GORDON
"This is America, dog. Everyone's got a gun, and no one can afford mental health care."

~ Me

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:29 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Honestly, don't fuck with strangers. Most of the time it might work out for you, but eventually you're going to poke a psycho.
Honestly, that was my first reaction. My wife brought this article to my attention, saying, if someone did what the teens did, what would I do?

"Shoot them"

"No seriously"

"Sigh. I'd want to shoot them, but I'd just take a picture/video and call the police"
GORDON wrote: "This is America, dog. Everyone's got a gun, and no one can afford mental health care."

~ Me
Right? Lots of people with less restraint.

At any rate, one of the moms has been trying to do a tour (People, magazine, etc) to get sympathy, and I have little. Her kids shouldn't have died, but since they're white and went to church, they "Were good kids"

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:36 am
by GORDON
When I first moved into this house, people directly across the street had a truck out front with a car alarm that would go off at least twice a night, for no reason. My bedroom at the time faced the street, I literally couldn't get any closer.

Their bedrooms must have been at the back of the house, the alarm would go off for 60 seconds and shut itself off, every time. Banging on their door did nothing.

I was putting together an untraceable molotov cocktail device to burn that fucking truck on the street, before they got rid of it with just days to spare.

(No, our small town doesn't have police. Closest law enforcement was the county sheriffs 40 miles away, and at that time they didn't have any local patrols.)

My point being... if their little game was a targeted, frequent thing, lack of sleep can drive anyone over the edge. I'm sure it wasn't his intent to kill anyone, merely scare them. I bet they were scared, at the end.

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:21 am
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: no one can afford mental health care.
Ha! Mental care doesn't exist here anymore. Now you're just called differently-abled or something and told you're so brave.

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 1:02 pm
by Leisher
This 5 year old.

Also, what the fuck are they feeding this kid?

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 1:13 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Also, what the fuck are they feeding this kid?
Right? Dude has to be 10 or something?

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 8:50 am
by Leisher
Everyone bitching about this is a moron.

I see nothing lewd, everyone is in clothes, and it's all done in good natured fun.

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 9:00 am
by TheCatt
Some of the figures were holding signs for a company that makes sex dolls,
Well, oops there. But the dolls themselves, who cares.

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 9:12 am
by Leisher
I don't even think that's an oops. Why can't they advertise?

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 9:34 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: I don't even think that's an oops. Why can't they advertise?
You ever see adult ads at our sporting events?

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 10:30 am
by Leisher
Yes, but not sex related ones because we're puritans.

Although, now you've got me thinking. Did Adam & Eve advertise for a sporting event once?

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 10:45 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Did Adam & Eve advertise for a sporting event once?
Not that I am aware of?

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 12:02 pm
by Leisher
YouPorn slaps advertising onto snow plows.

I'm actually fine with subtle advertising. You don't need to show anything, and still be able to get word out.

I mean, this is 2020. Do we really think our kids, who are online 24/7, haven't seen some shit? We've posted before about how impotence is a real issue with the youth as they've been so desensitized to sex thanks to the internet.

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Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 11:49 am
by Leisher
Everyone involved here.

From the parents who let their kids watch, to the idiots actually doing it. Who thought this was a good idea?

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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:53 pm
by Leisher
This woman is not only a fucking moron, she's Exhibit A for "white guilt".

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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:09 pm
by Leisher
Seafood restaurant owners in Thailand.

Related: The legal system in Thailand is FUCKED.

Also, ALL of their "customers" are morons.

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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:14 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Seafood restaurant owners in Thailand.

Related: The legal system in Thailand is FUCKED.

Also, ALL of their "customers" are morons.
20 yrs in prison seems excessive for ripping people off of what, $1,000?

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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:27 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote: Seafood restaurant owners in Thailand.

Related: The legal system in Thailand is FUCKED.

Also, ALL of their "customers" are morons.
20 yrs in prison seems excessive for ripping people off of what, $1,000?
That's on the two guys. They knew where they were and what punishment waited for them when they got caught.