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Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:02 am
by Leisher
She's either a completely oblivious moron or an amazingly brilliant troll. I hope it's the later.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:20 pm
by Leisher
I just...I just can't.
If this is real and not a troll job, there's little hope for the human race.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:08 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: I just...I just can't.
If this is real and not a troll job, there's little hope for the human race.
Agree.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:46 am
by Leisher
Cop shoots a handcuffed suspect 7 times while the guy was sitting in the back of his cruiser.
Thankfully this was a black cop or the riots would have already begun. Still, I'm racking my brain trying to think what the dude said or did to possibly warrant this sort of reaction.
This is why psychological evaluations should be a part of the hiring process.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:14 pm
by Leisher
Pam Anderson and Jon Peters get married!!!! (for 12 days)
Each was married four times previously. It's almost like they rush into these things and don't understand you need to have things in common once the lust wears off.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:10 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:40 pm
by Leisher
California PTA are fucking morons and CNN is trying to get them sympathy.
I'm married to our local elementary school's PTO president and she's well aware of the licensing fees for showing films. She has held a fund raiser every year where we show a new release film on a giant screen at the football field, and they always pay a licensing fee. Now we're just Midwest morons, but I would think people in California would be far more knowledgeable about film licensing fees...
(That was for Troy.
)
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:42 pm
by TheCatt
MSU decides to hang black people for Black History Month
We do movie screenings too, and guess what - We pay a fee.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:44 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: MSU decides to hang black people for Black History Month
This happened at a place where people are supposed to be smarter...
Here's another contender today:
The Scream Bandit.
Dude, change masks. If you don't, they can connect you to all the robberies.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:27 am
by TheCatt
Idiot claims to have coronavirus on a plane.
Potok, who calls himself an “artist,” told other passengers on the plane that he had recently been to China and was now feeling very ill. Potok also appeared to be wearing a facemask, according to video captured from the incident. Potok’s announcement was relayed to the flight crew, who decided it was best to turn the plane and its 243 passengers around and return to Pearson Airport in Canada, according to the Peel Regional Police.
“I stood up and said, ‘Can I have everybody’s attention? I just got back from Hunan province,’” Potok told the Global News. “I had my camera with me. I was looking to get a viral video. I was looking to get it up on all the social media platforms.”
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“I figured it would invoke some kind of reaction,” Potok said of his most recent stunt. “Not on the plane. More people seeing on social media going ‘Wow, this kid’s got some balls, this kid is crazy, or whatever it is.’”
Global News asked why he wanted to go viral and it seems like Potok simply wanted self-promotion at any cost.
“I’m an artist. Any publicity for myself is good publicity,” he said, adding that he’s “extremely apologetic” because he ruined so many people’s trip to Jamaica.
Does Canada have the death penalty? Cuz they should.
Or, better yet, just airdrop him into Wuhan.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:13 pm
by GORDON
The No-Fly List would be good publicity.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:43 pm
by Leisher
Christian plans to sue the NFL for $867T (yes, that's a T for trillion) because they "piped porn into his home".
He's referring to the halftime show.
He's a gigantic fucking moron.
He needs to have his inbox flooded with goatse.
Related:
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:00 am
by TheCatt
when he and millions of minors around the country were forcefully subjected to “crotch grabbing”,
Um, I don't remember the NFL, or Pepsi sending armed guards to houses...
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:29 am
by Leisher
Let's be honest, this is more about 40 and 50 year old women, who have let their bodies go to complete shit, watching a 40 and 50 something with great bodies and being jealous.
And some dude who has never pleased a woman.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:57 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Let's be honest, this is more about 40 and 50 year old women, who have let their bodies go to complete shit, watching a 40 and 50 something with great bodies and being jealous.
And some dude who has never pleased a woman.
My wife's FB mom group has been going insane. Lots of comments about whores and such.
I thought it was a little more risque than the SB should be, but that's about it.
On the other hand, I got to learn what Shakira's tongue thing meant:
https://www.oprahmag.com/entertainment/ ... a-meaning/
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:17 am
by Leisher
I saw all that on the Twitters after the game. My first thought was, "Why does flicking your tongue have to have a meaning?" Then I realized that Chevy Chase is probably Lebanese...
Washington state principal says Kobe deserved to die.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:41 pm
by TheCatt
I wonder why Christianity sometimes gets a bad rap?
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:44 pm
by GORDON
I don't understand what point he's trying to make.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:47 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: I don't understand what point he's trying to make.
Women cannot be pastors.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:48 pm
by GORDON
He's actually equating sex offenders with women, in a general sense?