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Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:43 pm
by GORDON
Imagine how many people you walk by every day who recently murdered someone in a sadistic manner, and didn't lose the memory card with their video evidence on it.
This guy was caught in the airport, leaving. He would probably have gotten away with it.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:29 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:07 pm
by TheCatt
Holy fucking shit that's a lot of incidents
The female teacher, who was unnamed due to concern for her mental health, had a history of substance abuse and mental health disorders, according to the Queensland Civil and Administrative Tribunal (QCAT), which announced her two-year ban on Saturday.
There were several instances in 2016 when she mixed Valium medication with vodka and water, and passed out at her desk. Once, she had taken the Valium to "calm herself after having been involved in a domestic altercation with her ex-husband the previous night," according to the QCAT decision.
There were a series of other incidents; she drove her car while intoxicated with her children inside, consumed hand sanitizer, and was hospitalized after collapsing at school.
At one point, while asleep in a second grade science classroom, she "was unaware of an incident involving a child being punched," the QCAT decision said.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:35 pm
by TheCatt
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:05 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:02 pm
by TheCatt
Those poor dogs
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:37 am
by Vince
TheCatt wrote: Those poor dogs
I just keep hearing Archer saying, "mah... mah..."
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:00 pm
by GORDON
Mawp. Mawp.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:09 pm
by Leisher
This one is gross and makes me think we need a "Today's Scumbag Champion" thread.
Dad of the woman shot by the rookie cop sues to postpone her funeral.
He wants to be involved, when apparently he hasn't been in her life for a while. Point being, he's there hoping to get a payday.
I truly hope that isn't his motive, but if that was the case, just show up to the funeral...
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:04 pm
by Leisher
Man gets 15 year to run away with him (article isn't clear if kidnapping laws will apply or not), and she was considered missing.
He helps police find her AND proves he was fucking her
by posting videos of him doing just that on the internet.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:15 am
by Leisher
Gender reveal parties, imho, are a stupid new trend.
They also have taken a life.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:51 pm
by TheCatt
They basically built a metal pipe bomb. A chucnk of metal hit the woman, killing her instantly, and went 400' further.
But I cannot believe this part
[Marion County Sheriff Jason] Sandholdt did not immediately return CNN's calls seeking additional information, including Kreimeyer's relationship to the expectant mother and the baby's gender.
Yes, let's ask about that.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:16 am
by Vince
TheCatt wrote:
[Marion County Sheriff Jason] Sandholdt did not immediately return CNN's calls seeking additional information, including Kreimeyer's relationship to the expectant mother and the baby's gender.
Yes, let's ask about that.
Someone posted on Twitter that the woman struck was pink inside.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:42 am
by TheCatt
Vince wrote: TheCatt wrote:
[Marion County Sheriff Jason] Sandholdt did not immediately return CNN's calls seeking additional information, including Kreimeyer's relationship to the expectant mother and the baby's gender.
Yes, let's ask about that.
Someone posted on Twitter that the woman struck was pink inside.
I laughed. Too soon?
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:44 pm
by Leisher
These taco truck owners in Buffalo.
They served workers at an ICE facility. Then got heat for that. Wrote a long apology letter. Then they started getting complaints from other citizens about that apologizing for serving those workers. Then the head of said workers wrote a long letter blasting the company for condemning hard working people who are just enforcing laws set by Congress. Then the taco company had to publicly apologize the other direction.
"You know, we just want to serve tacos," Cimino said. "This is not a political thing by any means."
You made it a political thing when you bowed to the ravings of the vocal minority.
Today's second contender:
Baker provides cake to funeral. Accidentally includes one made with marijuana.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:04 pm
by Vince
Leisher wrote:
"You know, we just want to serve tacos," Cimino said. "This is not a political thing by any means."
You made it a political thing when you bowed to the ravings of the vocal minority.
Exactly right.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:38 am
by TheCatt
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:57 am
by GORDON
Hmmm.
How would one prove, as a school administrator in Florida, that it did happen? Just curious to wonder if his words were technically correct.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:10 am
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Hmmm.
How would one prove, as a school administrator in Florida, that it did happen? Just curious to wonder if his words were technically correct.
There's a strangely large # of primary sources available.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:15 am
by GORDON
But... what if they're all liars, in on the conspiracy?