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Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:59 pm
by Leisher
I honestly wish there was video of her saying it. I want to know if she kept a straight face and if the cops did.

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Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:55 pm
by Vince
Leisher wrote:Yeah, this wasn't a shooting. This was a cry for attention or a right wing dipshit making some point like "just because a guy wears body armor and has guns..."

I think he was going for a viral moment. They say he had his phone out filming the whole thing.

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:01 am
by Vince

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:24 am
by TheCatt

A former real estate agent from Chicago, Kerri Rivera, later suggested the solution could cure autism.

Is death a cure?

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:36 pm
by Leisher
According to Marion Cobretti, yes.

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:59 pm
by GORDON
*clang clang* my hatchets together.

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:39 pm
by Leisher
I know you didn't even need to google the name.

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:27 pm
by GORDON
Saw it in the theater.

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Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:50 pm
by TheCatt

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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:31 am
by GORDON
If he could carry that much ammo, he probably would.

Like I told a fellow cruise passenger in Mexico, "If we were smart, we wouldn't have joined the Marines in the first place."

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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 pm
by Cakedaddy
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/14/media/uk ... -gbr-intl/

You can't show moms in commercials any more.

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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:16 pm
by GORDON
That's just insane catering to the insane. That's a choice.

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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:34 pm
by Leisher
I hate to put this poor bastard here, but he made some bad choices.

I truly don't understand how people trust hookers in any way, shape, or form (the Bunny Ranch excluded). I really don't understand doing hardcore drugs around them, particularly ones they supplied.

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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:39 am
by Leisher
Lawyer murders man who threw a golf ball at his car.

[Insert "Well that escalated quickly" meme.]

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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:54 am
by Leisher
Listen, if you're fighting in a fast food place, you're a moron and have made bad choices. That being said, this is a bad bitch. She has been taught how to defend herself.


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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:30 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:58 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:09 pm
by TheCatt

“A lot of people don’t know that marriage comes with instructions,” he said. “And, we find them right there in God’s word.”

Wonder what it would say if women had written it instead of men.

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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:21 pm
by TheCatt

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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:42 pm
by GORDON
She could checkmate by being out of town that day.

But... I have a feeling she'll want the attention.