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Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:12 am
by Leisher
Dude who turned down $1,500 from Cam Newton to switch seats.
I'll withdraw his moron nomination if there is a medical issue.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:56 am
by TheCatt
I dunno, let's ask Thib. Maybe this guy is tall? 10 hour flight? Coach? Ugh. Bad enough at 6'
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:37 am
by Leisher
Australian studying in NK goes "missing".
Did you immediately think he was probably taken by the government? Yep.
Australia's Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade said Wednesday it was providing consular services "to the family of an Australian man who has been reported as being detained in North Korea," but did not name Sigley citing privacy concerns.
There are a lot of schools in countries not run by a dictator with a god complex.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:43 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: There are a lot of schools in countries not run by a dictator with a god complex.
I wonder if you can study Korean literature in, say... South Korea?
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:41 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:41 pm
by Vince
I didn't understand how this could happen until I got the details in the case. It was a justifiable self defense shooting. Preggo lady went all black girl on lady with the gun. Weird one for sure.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:23 am
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:24 am
by GORDON
Is there any reason the democrats haven't reopened the insane asylums that Demon Reagan closed?
Because this guy needs to be in one.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:53 am
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: Is there any reason the democrats haven't reopened the insane asylums that Demon Reagan closed?
Because the former inhabitants of said asylums vote Democrat?
(Yeah, it was a softball, but I had to hit it.)
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:15 pm
by GORDON
They like to demonize Reagan for that... it's a favorite talking point. But he hasn't been President for over 30 years. The decision could have been undone by now, we've had a couple Dem presidents since. If it was a bad decision, which everyone acts like it was, and uses it to score points and win arguments.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:47 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:48 am
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:50 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: People licking ice cream, putting it back, and filming themselves the whole time so they get caught and arrested.
Death penalty.
The owner of the house where this happened told the Sheriff's office that Morrison lives in a tent outside the house and came inside without permission, according to the Sheriff's Office Facebook post. The homeowner told responding deputies he chased Morrison out of his house with a stick after the explosion.
Oh, Florida, never change.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:25 am
by TheCatt
Great, now even more people are licking ice cream.
In the age of social media, the owners of most brands are tickled pink when images of their products go viral.
Not Blue Bell Creameries. A juvenile in Texas posted a video of herself grabbing a carton of Blue Bell Ice Cream from a store freezer, licking it and replacing it. The video was viewed millions of times and has inspired a rash of copycats in other states. One incident in Louisiana resulted in every tub containing the flavor in question being thrown out because the specific one couldn’t be identified.
- WSJ
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:35 am
by Leisher
I'm with you, kill the offenders.
These people clearly cannot exist in society.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:24 am
by GORDON
Nah, they're fine, let them breed. We need more people.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:43 am
by Leisher
Woman is fighting a new sculpture of devil horns.
Just look at the picture of the sculpture...
Someone needs to slap her.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:08 am
by TheCatt
Wouldn't devil horns have the thumbs tucked in, not out, also?
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:33 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:
Wouldn't devil horns have the thumbs tucked in, not out, also?
Correct. Thumb out is sign for "I love you", although flipped over so the palm faces the person you're talking to.
So this woman could not be more wrong if she tried.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:16 pm
by Leisher
Kylie Jenner and everyone going ga-ga over her "naked" swimsuit.
That's the female swimsuit equivalent of a fat guy wearing a t-shirt with abs on it.