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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:46 pm
by TheCatt
Death

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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:11 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:06 am
by TheCatt
The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:55 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:
The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.
I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:13 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.
I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.
Oh absolutely, but without that weak ass caving and giving the invite, it never would have happened.

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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:28 am
by GORDON
Invitee has Kirk Cameron levels of chutzpah.

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Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 10:06 pm
by Leisher
Philly fans

For celebrity pitches, that honestly wasn't horrible. 90% of that crowd couldn't do better.

Bitch pushes old man. Now faces murder charges.

What could a 74 year old man have possibly said to deserve being killed?

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Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 11:34 pm
by GORDON
A dollar says she was keeping it real.

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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am
by Leisher
I actually wonder if their skin colors were reversed if she'd be charged with a hate crime.

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Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:53 pm
by Leisher
How can you tell if you're a massive pussy?

Step 1 - Attack a 71 year old man from behind.
Step 2 - It doesn't seem to affect the old man.
Step 3 - Actually hurt yourself in the process.

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Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 1:57 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 6:54 pm
by TheCatt
So far he hasn't. Imagine that.

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Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 10:31 am
by Leisher
Devil gets principal fired.

During a mass walkout she pointed out that all the black people were leaving. She blames the devil.

To be fair to her, her claim is:
-They accidentally forgot the valedictorian speech (How the fuck does that happen?).
-During the speech some guy stood up in front of the entire audience and started filming...with an iPad...using an iPad to film is the internationally recognized signal that you're a moron.
-Dude refused to sit down, so security was called.
-Audience members booed this move.
-They then began to leave before the speech had ended.

She's right that the people leaving were rude. It's also very telling about those people who left, and the people who booed security escorting a man to his seat. They legit feel entitled to do whatever they want, have zero respect for any authority, and clearly don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.

However, she threw her own bigotry into the mix by bringing race into it. Doesn't matter if she was 100% correct in her observation, that's a job killer. Blaming the devil makes it worse.

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Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 10:37 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Blaming the devil makes it worse.
There's only one devil, and that's the white devil.

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Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 12:47 pm
by Leisher
Bride demands more money from guests.

Who has a destination wedding in Romania?

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Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:49 pm
by TheCatt
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2- ... e-n1010056

Guys try to jump drawbridge, win Darwin award

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Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:51 pm
by GORDON
Looks like them Duke boys are in a whole heap a trouble.

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Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:58 am
by Leisher
People in Dayton last night complaining about the weathercaster interrupting their shows.

Dude goes off on them. Dayton, among other cities in Ohio, got hit with a tornado last night.

People are just the worst.

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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:35 pm
by Leisher
Vape store worker goes off on dude for wearing a MAGA hat and Trump shirt. Gets himself fired.

You need to watch the video just to see the guy's behavior. He's clearly mentally insane.

The Trump supporter is a smug dick by the way he acts, but he is right about the assault and the clerk's behavior being completely irrational.

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Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:34 am
by Leisher