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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:27 pm
by TheCatt
Awesome.

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:11 am
by Cakedaddy
Hole Lee Fuck

Whoever did this:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/11/health/a ... ical-exam/

Woman in a Coma since 1992 gave birth to a baby in December.

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:27 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:02 am
by TheCatt

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:18 am
by GORDON
Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.

Sorry about me picking that low hanging fruit. I should be better than that.

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:31 am
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.

Sorry about me picking that low hanging fruit. I should be better than that.
It's early, gotta get the motor revving

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:12 am
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.
I mean, as many times as I've fired loads into you, you'd think you'd be pain free, but nope.

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:00 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:11 pm
by TheCatt
I REALLY want the other half of that story. Preferably with pictures.

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:54 pm
by Leisher
The guy from Nutanix who actually tried to sell me by sending me cupcakes with the note:
This is about the time resolutions fall by the way side.
Translation: So eat up fattie!

That's not all...

He also emailed me this article as if it has ANY fucking credibility or deserves respect. Then proceeds to use it in his cold sales pitch:
When it comes to architecting your data center we understand that there's a thousand ways to peel a potato, that is why we want to make your choice as easy as shooting pickles in a barrel!

Utilizing direct attach storage and creating a full stack Operating System, Nutanix is feeding two birds with one scone. Being hypervisor agnostic, allowing you to chose the hypervisor that meets your needs, you'll avoid putting all of your berries in one basket! Top it all off with non disruptive software upgrades we make it easy for you to bring home the bagels.

With over 10,000 customers running production workloads on Nutanix today, you will not have to worry about being the test tube here. Let's not feed a fed horse here, take the flower by the thorns and set up time to talk so you can hear it straight from the hoses spout.

Give me a few half hour chunks of time that work for you to talk this week and I'll send out a calendar invite.
I haven't responded yet.

I'm toying with sending him a link to the P&T:BS episode that proves PETA's hypocrisy and sponsorship of violent domestic terrorism or a link to my "Vegetable Holocaust" article and the one that explains how that smell when you cut grass is a distress signal.

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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:05 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: The guy from Nutanix who actually tried to sell me by sending me cupcakes with the note:
This is about the time resolutions fall by the way side.

Translation: So eat up fattie!
At least he knows his audience :P

OMG, the PETAisms... maybe he thought it was funny?

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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:16 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:00 am
by Leisher
Actual article: Steph Curry slipped and missed a dunk, therefore all your criticism about the WNBA needs to end immediately.

A single NBA player falls on sweat when attempting a dunk, so the logical conclusion is that it proves women basketball players are equal...

As you'll be shocked to hear, most of the comments don't seem to agree with her conclusion.

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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:02 am
by GORDON
"Ok you guys, I just thought of an article that is so stupid it will garner lots of clicks, and sell lots of ad views, while reinforcing the perception that women are stupid."

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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:19 am
by Vince
GORDON wrote: "Ok you guys, I just thought of an article that is so stupid it will garner lots of clicks, and sell lots of ad views, while reinforcing the perception that women are stupid."
I think this drives a lot of web stories. I don't think these people are thinking big picture. A few of those stories and I would be no longer going to that site for my sports news. The editors want clicks, so the writers give it to them by producing outrage. That's not a sustainable model.

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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:38 am
by Leisher
Vince wrote:
GORDON wrote: "Ok you guys, I just thought of an article that is so stupid it will garner lots of clicks, and sell lots of ad views, while reinforcing the perception that women are stupid."
I think this drives a lot of web stories. I don't think these people are thinking big picture. A few of those stories and I would be no longer going to that site for my sports news. The editors want clicks, so the writers give it to them by producing outrage. That's not a sustainable model.
Totally agree with you gents, but this article was written from the heart. The author is all over the comments trying to defend her stance. It's embarrassing.

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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:02 am
by Vince
Leisher wrote:Totally agree with you gents, but this article was written from the heart. The author is all over the comments trying to defend her stance. It's embarrassing.
Bless her heart

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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:05 am
by Leisher

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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:56 am
by Vince
Not sure where else to place this...

New Barbie Identity Theft Ken doll.

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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:26 pm
by Cakedaddy
Perfect description.