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Watch as I prove I'm immortal!

...aaaaaand he's dead.
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Instagram star publishes cookbook that might kill you
Experts interviewed by BuzzFeed News expressed concern over recipes in Holmgren's book that instructed readers to consume raw morel mushrooms, elderberries, and unleached acorns.
More info on morels: https://untamedfeast.com/morel-mushrooms/
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My son's elementary math teacher had T-Shirts made for all the kids in his class for some school program. The T-Shirt stated they were members of the class of 20010.

And yes, the kids still wore them for the program.
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American Couple Believing 'Evil Is A Make-Believe Concept' Bike Through Territory Near Afghan Border. ISIS Stabs Them To Death.
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Most people are good, but it only takes 1 bad one to kill you.

At least they had 369 good days before that one. :(
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Actually, according to the article, looks like it.took a truck load of men with bats, to kill them.
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GORDON wrote: Actually, according to the article, looks like it.took a truck load of men with bats, to kill them.
I bet one could have done it.
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Nah, the group could have reasoned, understood, and loved just a single crazy person, and changed him/her.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure putting two in the back ofthis guy's skull would be a win for humanity.

I just don't think that, as a species, we need you if stuff like this seems like a good choice.
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Leisher wrote: Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure putting two in the back ofthis guy's skull would be a win for humanity.

I just don't think that, as a species, we need you if stuff like this seems like a good choice.
On the one hand: better than raping a living person. On the other hand.. eeww, god, ewwww
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TheCatt wrote: On the one hand: better than raping a living person.
If you're willing to fuck a corpse, I cannot imagine you have moral barriers preventing you from harming the living.
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Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote: On the one hand: better than raping a living person.
If you're willing to fuck a corpse, I cannot imagine you have moral barriers preventing you from harming the living.
But maybe the... competency/planning/whateverelse skills?
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Couple tries for 4 years to have conceive a child, and fail, because they were having anal sex the whole time.

It's from China, so I'm skeptical, but whatevs.
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TheCatt wrote: Couple tries for 4 years to have conceive a child, and fail, because they were having anal sex the whole time.
I believe it because I want to think Mother Nature is trying her best to keep morons from breeding.
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37 people died of the measles in Europe.

That number used to be zero.
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Well, not the champion, but still a moron. Guy went on dates, ordered a ton of food, then ran.
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