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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.
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TheCatt wrote:
The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.
I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.
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Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.
I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.
Oh absolutely, but without that weak ass caving and giving the invite, it never would have happened.
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Invitee has Kirk Cameron levels of chutzpah.
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Philly fans

For celebrity pitches, that honestly wasn't horrible. 90% of that crowd couldn't do better.

Bitch pushes old man. Now faces murder charges.

What could a 74 year old man have possibly said to deserve being killed?
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A dollar says she was keeping it real.
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I actually wonder if their skin colors were reversed if she'd be charged with a hate crime.
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How can you tell if you're a massive pussy?

Step 1 - Attack a 71 year old man from behind.
Step 2 - It doesn't seem to affect the old man.
Step 3 - Actually hurt yourself in the process.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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So far he hasn't. Imagine that.
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Devil gets principal fired.

During a mass walkout she pointed out that all the black people were leaving. She blames the devil.

To be fair to her, her claim is:
-They accidentally forgot the valedictorian speech (How the fuck does that happen?).
-During the speech some guy stood up in front of the entire audience and started filming...with an iPad...using an iPad to film is the internationally recognized signal that you're a moron.
-Dude refused to sit down, so security was called.
-Audience members booed this move.
-They then began to leave before the speech had ended.

She's right that the people leaving were rude. It's also very telling about those people who left, and the people who booed security escorting a man to his seat. They legit feel entitled to do whatever they want, have zero respect for any authority, and clearly don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.

However, she threw her own bigotry into the mix by bringing race into it. Doesn't matter if she was 100% correct in her observation, that's a job killer. Blaming the devil makes it worse.
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Leisher wrote: Blaming the devil makes it worse.
There's only one devil, and that's the white devil.
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Bride demands more money from guests.

Who has a destination wedding in Romania?
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2- ... e-n1010056

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Looks like them Duke boys are in a whole heap a trouble.
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People in Dayton last night complaining about the weathercaster interrupting their shows.

Dude goes off on them. Dayton, among other cities in Ohio, got hit with a tornado last night.

People are just the worst.
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Vape store worker goes off on dude for wearing a MAGA hat and Trump shirt. Gets himself fired.

You need to watch the video just to see the guy's behavior. He's clearly mentally insane.

The Trump supporter is a smug dick by the way he acts, but he is right about the assault and the clerk's behavior being completely irrational.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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