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It's not an invasion, we can't be any clearer.
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization released satellite photos of Russia's recent troop and armor buildup on its border with Ukraine, and images showing columns of tanks and armored vehicles entering Ukraine from Russia's Rostov region.
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Can't blame them. Not like anyone in the U.S. has the balls to do anything about it.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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NATO needs to rename itself to NAWTFWFLIO. The North Atlantic Whenever the Fuck We Feel Like It Organization.



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That's awesome, but honestly the best the world can do to help the Ukraine is snark?

Russia's response sucked.
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Nothing stops an invasion like passive aggressive BS.

Wait, no.




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What the White House really needs to do is broadcast a harsh hashtag.

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#EunuchsForUkraine
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NATO tries to look a bit less like the League of Nations.
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Malcolm wrote:NATO tries to look a bit less like the League of Nations.
I was once in a Marine unit that they were talking about putting in blue helmets to respond to the yugoslavia crisis. There was a lot of pushback from us... we pretty much said, as a group, we would not respond well out from under our own leadership. They didn't force it on us.

Because the Marines can already be anywhere in 2 days.

NATO leaders will respond to the Ukraine crisis by agreeing this week to create a "spearhead" rapid reaction force, potentially including several thousand troops, that could be sent to a hotspot in as little as two days, officials said on Monday.
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Russia's counter-sanctions.
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Well known outspoken critic of Putin...
You can probably guess the rest.
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A law enforcement source refused to link Devotchenko’s death to signs of foul play.
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A Ukrainian news site reported that Devotchenko had been found murdered and “lying in a pool of his own blood”.

Ah. Suicide by drowning. Got it.
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I see the Russians infected all our power computer systems with some sort of worm as well. Looks like this is going back to 2011. They aren't sure what the payload is. So much for Hillary's "reset"
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The US gov't will buy new drives before they clean their machines.
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Ceasefire kills about 1000.
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[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -Russia-ta

rget-Baltic-states-next.html]Move along, move along[/url].

Nighttime in Donetsk, Ukraine:
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The sound profile doesn't fit a nuke, there's clearly a series of smaller explosions just one of which partway through set off something huge. The official story is probably true.

It would also help explain why the guy was filming and knew which way to point the camera to see it happen, if there were already planes flying by and dropping stuff over that way.




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