The Bigfoot Thread
The Bigfoot Thread
Forest rangers think they saw one 40 years ago. The FBI took it seriously.
A deer huh?
A conclusive answer, but you can already see how it'll be spun:
-Was that sample from what they saw or from a deer being chased by what they saw?
-Was the sample too high up for a deer to have left it?
-How does one see a deer and confuse it for a bipedal walking creature?
-Government cover up!
None of the question are too stupid to be considered, but if we're being honest, could the government, or anyone, provide enough concrete evidence to "prove it" to the "Bigfoot is real" people?
A deer huh?
A conclusive answer, but you can already see how it'll be spun:
-Was that sample from what they saw or from a deer being chased by what they saw?
-Was the sample too high up for a deer to have left it?
-How does one see a deer and confuse it for a bipedal walking creature?
-Government cover up!
None of the question are too stupid to be considered, but if we're being honest, could the government, or anyone, provide enough concrete evidence to "prove it" to the "Bigfoot is real" people?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I could understand the government wanting to hide the existence of extraterrestrials from the public at large. There would be a possibly massive theological impact on the public. But who cares if another earth origin species is discovered?
Having spent a lot of time in the woods at this point, I can see where people think they see things that aren't there. There is a lot more happening in the woods than your eyes are even capable of taking in as you pan around. Your brain fills in probably about 70-80% of things unless it's a creature that's moving slow that you are able to focus on for more than a second.
Yesterday the wife and I were riding the side-by-side through an area of my dad's property along an old logging road. Just off about 10-15 yrds running parallel to us was... something. Dark brown. Roughly the shape of a squirrel. Maybe a little bigger than a squirrel. Size is one of the hardest things to gauge. Every deer hunter has said at some point, "he looked bigger from the deer stand". This thing wasn't moving like a squirrel. Pretty sure it was a mink. Saw it, but I never really saw it.
Having spent a lot of time in the woods at this point, I can see where people think they see things that aren't there. There is a lot more happening in the woods than your eyes are even capable of taking in as you pan around. Your brain fills in probably about 70-80% of things unless it's a creature that's moving slow that you are able to focus on for more than a second.
Yesterday the wife and I were riding the side-by-side through an area of my dad's property along an old logging road. Just off about 10-15 yrds running parallel to us was... something. Dark brown. Roughly the shape of a squirrel. Maybe a little bigger than a squirrel. Size is one of the hardest things to gauge. Every deer hunter has said at some point, "he looked bigger from the deer stand". This thing wasn't moving like a squirrel. Pretty sure it was a mink. Saw it, but I never really saw it.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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Clearly you saw a chupacabra.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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It's not me, it's someone else.
The Bigfoot Thread
The wife and I watched a reality series for a while about these three yahoos that went out looking for Bigfoot. For a bit it was entertaining. One episode the FLIR company let them borrow this awesome van that allowed them to monitor an entire hillside out in the woods. They could see deer bedded down and coons climbing in the trees and even field mice bouncing around. Really killed the formula of the show which allowed them to react to sounds they heard that might be something out there. Would kill the excitement to see week after week, "Nope. No Bigfoot here either."
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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Hide and Seek World Champion found!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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"Devolution" was written by the guy who wrote World War Z and talks about the Bigfoots.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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That dude's like "Best $100 I ever spent on this costume"
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Max Brooks. Mel Brooks' kid.
There was one for sale in Vegas a few trips ago for $160. My wife wouldn't let me get it or Bigfoot would have been seen locally.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Instead she had to settle for BigPenis?
(at the Magic Mike show)
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I read that and genuinely thought Gordon wrote it.
Wives are zero fun when it comes to pranks.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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He would have referenced his own penis.
My wife will go in on pranks, but doesn't really ideate.
I wonder if women are discouraged from pranking as kids. That feels true.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Fair.
My kids do pranks, but I think you're right. Probably very much dictated by environment.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Feels like it wasn't "ladylike" in the 80s and before.
It's not me, it's someone else.