Adultery in NC

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Leisher
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Yeah. I've always been careful about sleeping with married women cuz of this.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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But you sleep with your wife. She should sue you for destroying the marriage.
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Leisher wrote: But you sleep with your wife. She should sue you for destroying the marriage.
Puh-leeeeeez. Pretty sure my dick is the only reason she married me :)

(ok, that was a good one)
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That was good.

You destroyed the rest of yourself just to praise your penis.
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Leisher wrote: That was good.

You destroyed the rest of yourself just to praise your penis.
Priorities.

I'm pretty sure that's why instead of "I married you for your brain," she says "I married you for your head"
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Maybe she likes your ears?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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