Dumping swimsuits and will be open to "women of all sizes".
Let me be the first to point out the sexism of this new policy. "Miss"? "Women"? It's either open to all 46 genders or it's a disgusting, bigoted relic.
A logical person would quickly realize it is impossible to please everyone and stop trying. The morons running this thing will probably open it to all genders next year.
Can't wait until a 600 pound beast from Tennessee is standing on stage at the Miss Universe pageant next to physically fit contestants from countries that haven't lost their fucking minds.
Miss America
Miss America
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Miss America
ALL things are bastions of -isms. It only matters if it offends your particular beliefs.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Miss America
I think I should enter next year, to let my inner princess shine.
Shit is an insane joke.
Shit is an insane joke.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Miss America
The rest of us have been waiting a long time for your realiztion.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Miss America
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Miss America
Fair. I just thought it was cool an active AF member won.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Miss America
You see, this is all about who you know.
And over here you have favoritism.
And over here you have favoritism.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Miss America
I'd make a joke about a female Marine being in the contest "but her dick kept showing", but these days would you know I was kidding?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Miss America
I was going to make a joke about how I hope the winner "liked killing babies with drones" but decided against it.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Miss America
"How can you kill women and children?"
(This is teed up for Gordon.)
(This is teed up for Gordon.)
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Miss America
Well that's easy. You just don't lead them as much.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."