The Mad Pooper

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:47 pm

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:09 pm

Srsly. I understand it happening once. Although, maybe the person has Crohn's disease or had part of their intestines removed due to colitis or such. Otherwise, asshole.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:16 pm

I am of the mind that I don't care if there's a medical ailment. If you can't leave the house without shitting on someone's property, then sorry, don't leave the house.

I say rub her nose in it.

Post by **Vince** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:33 pm

It's pretty common, actually.

My sister has started running marathons in the last few years and it's happened to her.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:10 pm

I get an occasional thing. Forgivable. They say this woman is doing it all the time.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:29 pm

GORDON wrote: I get an occasional thing. Forgivable. They say this woman is doing it all the time.

I think, once you actually read a better article than this one, it was two times. Although this one says more times in other parts of the neighborhood.

The causes of runner's diarrhea remain under debate, although several theories include ischemia and mechanical trauma. The reduced incidence of diarrhea in cyclists would indicate the latter.

Glad I took up cycling.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:37 pm

"I can't leave the house without shitting everywhere" should not be the neighborhood's problem. That's fucking nasty.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:43 pm

GORDON wrote: "I can't leave the house without shitting everywhere" should not be the neighborhood's problem. That's fucking nasty.

I really have no problem if she had brought poop bags.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:45 pm

Did she?

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:08 pm

GORDON wrote: Did she?

No.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:14 pm

Even dogs know to carry poop bags.

I stick with my original statement... start rubbing her nose in it. Unless she likes that. Which could be a possibility.

Post by **Vince** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:05 pm

Gordo will probably remember local weatherman Dave Brown from Memphis. My sister shat in his yard.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:09 pm

Heh, I do not remember. But I am not surprised.

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:39 am

There is a subspecies of human that includes people who fuck with cars and/or people's food. These people are cowards, and I would argue could probably be wiped out, and humanity would be better off for it.

I think this woman adds a new class to this subspecies. I get having to poop urgently. It happens. I like that she preps for it and brings paper. However, the fact that there's no effort to clean up is a huge problem. The fact that she continues to do it is a major fucking behavioral issue. This is someone who believes her needs trump everyone else's. She's willing to drop a turd in your yard in front of your kids and not clean it up. That's not someone who is playing nice with the rest of society. She's mentally damaged.

I mean, the bitch can't buy a fucking treadmill?

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:34 am

Omg, the mad pooper is brain damaged. Priceless.

http://www.krdo.com/news/colorado-sprin ... n-explains

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:21 am

Do you think the transgender community slapped their foreheads thinking, "Yeah, this'll help our cause"?

Post by **Vince** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:22 pm

I think this one has crossed into hoax territory.

Post by **Vince** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:16 am