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and who says put there can't score?

ALso, speaking of assholes, drove to Florida today. Holy fuck I95
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Ah, never mind.
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Guy's house gets broken into, and the intruder(s) cleaned it.
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a detail that made him realize this was probably the work of a professional.
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"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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Kid opens beer stand. Neighbors call police.

Cops come and buy some bottles.
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Heh, that's very sweet, but I don't think that old guy was entirely sure where he was, and I don't think I want him driving near schools.
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GORDON wrote: Heh, that's very sweet, but I don't think that old guy was entirely sure where he was, and I don't think I want him driving near schools.
Yeah.
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Here's a thought.... when these ancient humans go through traffic court, if the local government doesn't provide public transport/bus service, have prepaid-Uber cards they give out as they pull their license.

Hell.... my poor, country-ass county has a small bussing service, I learned when my MIL lived with me. $10 gets you a ride anywhere within 2 counties, and it'll pick you up at your front door, if you call them. That's so cool, I always vote to continue/increase funding, when it ends up on the local ballot.
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GORDON wrote: Here's a thought.... when these ancient humans go through traffic court, if the local government doesn't provide public transport/bus service, have prepaid-Uber cards they give out as they pull their license.

Hell.... my poor, country-ass county has a small bussing service, I learned when my MIL lived with me. $10 gets you a ride anywhere within 2 counties, and it'll pick you up at your front door, if you call them. That's so cool, I always vote to continue/increase funding, when it ends up on the local ballot.
We have something similar in our town, for the olds. But I see it as a win-win, keeping them doing the things they need, and keeping them from trying to drive.
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Pull those licenses like you're starting a lawn mower.
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GORDON wrote: Heh, that's very sweet, but I don't think that old guy was entirely sure where he was, and I don't think I want him driving near schools.
I was mostly pleased to see a likable judge.
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GORDON wrote: Here's a thought.... when these ancient humans go through traffic court, if the local government doesn't provide public transport/bus service, have prepaid-Uber cards they give out as they pull their license.
This is very much win-win. I love this idea.

I would also tie in free internet training classes. Maybe even some "senior credit" for internet access/PC. Teach them there's nothing they can't have delivered and show them how to do just that.

Roads are safer and less congested. More people are employed.

The arguments against it will be:
-Make them use public transportation. It's cheaper and there will be even less congestion and pollution.
-Other, less senior, citizens will want the same benefit because they're greedy, lazy pieces of shit.

Politicians will never do it because they're afraid of losing votes. Seniors show up on voting day.
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Leisher wrote: -Make them use public transportation.
Viable, if it didn't suck prettttty much everywhere.
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Leisher wrote:
Politicians will never do it because they're afraid of losing votes. Seniors show up on voting day.
Not if they don't have driver licenses!!!!!

Ha ha jk. Everyone knows the dems bus the fuck out of their voters on election day.
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GORDON wrote: Everyone knows the dems bus the fuck out of their voters on election day.
They don't bus a ton of seniors as they're more conservative.
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