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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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This is something that needs to be investigated? Airplanes shrink seats to get more on them on the plane, so they can make more money.
There, give me the $5mil you would have spent "investigating" it by hiring your nephew Percy's think tank.
The next step is to decide whether or not to do anything about it. Better see which lobbying group gave the most to your charitable foundation.
Fuck this whole system.
There, give me the $5mil you would have spent "investigating" it by hiring your nephew Percy's think tank.
The next step is to decide whether or not to do anything about it. Better see which lobbying group gave the most to your charitable foundation.
Fuck this whole system.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I think it's more along the lines of the FAA adding regulation stating the size of seats.
Honestly, I have no issue with it because I think Spirit is thisclose to removing all the seats and having people sit Indian style so they can double the amount of people they can get onto a plane.
Does it need to be studied? No. Find the average size of an American, add some wiggle room, and there's your regulation.
Honestly, I have no issue with it because I think Spirit is thisclose to removing all the seats and having people sit Indian style so they can double the amount of people they can get onto a plane.
Does it need to be studied? No. Find the average size of an American, add some wiggle room, and there's your regulation.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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The fact that people still fly, in spite of every abuse, in spite of straight-up ass-whoopings, tells airlines they can still have room to make things worse. Congressional action will absolutely be needed, but I still don't have much faith that anything will be done.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Taking away civilian air travel would destroy the economy. They are fully aware they have a travel monopoly. It's not happening because driving, the other viable alternative, sucks just as much for different reasons.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Have fun the first time you hit major turbulence.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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I don't even like standing on a Disney shuttle.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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There's no window/aisle seat? Trying to visualize how one would crawl through.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I don't know.
Seems it wouldn't be awesome for the elderly, heavy set folks, handicapped people, kids?
They claim they can get more people into each plane with these seats.
Seems it wouldn't be awesome for the elderly, heavy set folks, handicapped people, kids?
They claim they can get more people into each plane with these seats.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Yeah, I was thinking about fatties trying to squeeze themselves into there.... and then needing help to get out. A lot of help.
I'd love not having to worry about a huge fat roll invading my seat space, though.
I'd love not having to worry about a huge fat roll invading my seat space, though.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Another lice vector. 
That being quipped, I saw that gimick on trains in Europe 25 years ago. Glad the airlines are catching up.
That being quipped, I saw that gimick on trains in Europe 25 years ago. Glad the airlines are catching up.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Can they include a seat smell filter? Today's seat neighbor, also larger than me, was missing some deodorant
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Cargo.Class could be extended to those who also smell like livestock, not merely the size of livestock.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Airline Seats
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I'm sure the airlines will get right on that.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."