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DDP Yoga

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:28 pm
by Leisher
DDP is a former pro wrestler who developed this yoga system that all these former wrestlers and athletes swear by. Guys whose bodies are broken down from activity. Apparently, it's designed to really help strengthen your body and restore mobility and whatnot.

Anyway, I had been considering giving it a go due to stuff I've heard about it (and I'm way too out of shape to jump into HIIT, P90X, etc.), then I found out that being a vet gets me 50% off. That's a 1 year subscription to the app/program with full access (videos, workouts, recipes, forums, etc.) and I paid $35.

Additionally, if you sign up by Jan 31st, you're also eligible to be in the $1,000,000 challenge.

DDP Yoga

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:48 pm
by GORDON
50% off... what? A studio membership?

DDP Yoga

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:00 pm
by TheCatt
This board needs a !rmindme feature so I can see what LEisher's done 1 year from now.

DDP Yoga

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:38 pm
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: 50% off... what? A studio membership?
Leisher wrote: That's a 1 year subscription to the app/program with full access (videos, workouts, recipes, forums, etc.) and I paid $35.
I don't know how else to word that...?
TheCatt wrote: This board needs a !rmindme feature so I can see what LEisher's done 1 year from now.
Right? I'd be fine having you clowns hounding me about my progress. At some point I either show progress or admit defeat. It'd be motivating.

I'm going to take the "Before" pictures tonight. Already have time scheduled with NASA to have them point a satellite my way.

DDP Yoga

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:22 pm
by TheCatt
Before Leisher, the Great Wall was the only visible object on Earth from space.

One thing I've been finding is how much all those little muscle matter. I've been in PT for the past 3 weeks for my spine thing, and I cannot believe the # of little muscles that impact it, based on all the different exercises I have to do.

DDP Yoga

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:37 pm
by Leisher
I'm actually pretty excited to see if this resolves my lower back issues.

Bad backs run in the family, and our memory foam mattress is dogshit. I don't recommend them. Plus, there's the whole slouched over a PC thing...

I want to do the Yoga to just resolve issues, gain flexibility, and get me ready for more strenuous stuff.

DDP Yoga

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:40 pm
by GORDON
I do a lot of back work in the gym. WHen skiing, the instructor was like, "Don't bend over like that, your back will get tired fast." But ha, no.

Anyway, every time I see the DDP in the title, I think, "Double, DOUBLE Penetration."

Leisher's poor, abused, devastated butthole.

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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:59 pm
by Cakedaddy
The extra D for the double dose of penetration.

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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:11 pm
by TheCatt
I always think Dance Dance Revolution, but I guess the letters are a little off.
Leisher wrote: I'm actually pretty excited to see if this resolves my lower back issues.
It should. I'm surprised how much better my back is after just 3 weeks, btw.

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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:45 pm
by GORDON
I do a shitload of reverse situps, bent over a rack, and then extend out my back. I started sleeping a lot better once those lower back muscles were tones up.

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:53 am
by Leisher
GORDON wrote: Anyway, every time I see the DDP in the title, I think, "Double, DOUBLE Penetration."

Leisher's poor, abused, devastated butthole.
I'm flattered that your homosexual desires always steer towards me, but as I've told you about a billion times, no thank you.

FYI: Diamond Dallas Page.
TheCatt wrote: It should. I'm surprised how much better my back is after just 3 weeks, btw.
I had no back issues when I was doing the Wii Fit Yoga, and I remember the P90X yoga being one of the toughest workouts ever. This should be fun.

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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:05 pm
by Leisher
aaaaand my wife just fucked up my timing.

She wants to do the program with me, so now I'm in a holding pattern.

I've been doing my best to eat right lately, but I guess I'll do some Wii Fit Yoga until she's ready to go.

DDP Yoga

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:56 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: aaaaand my wife just fucked up my timing.

She wants to do the program with me, so now I'm in a holding pattern.

I've been doing my best to eat right lately, but I guess I'll do some Wii Fit Yoga until she's ready to go.
So... one year later... still holding?

DDP Yoga

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:58 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote: aaaaand my wife just fucked up my timing.

She wants to do the program with me, so now I'm in a holding pattern.

I've been doing my best to eat right lately, but I guess I'll do some Wii Fit Yoga until she's ready to go.
So... one year later... still holding?
Completely forgot I had it...