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Postby Troy » Mon May 11, 2020 12:29 am

I’ve ticked Indonesia.

Want to do Palau before the Chinese destroy it.

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Postby GORDON » Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:39 am

Summer busy-ness is winding down, I just hit the zoo diving signup site.

No more dives as of yesterday.

Emailed the director, he said they're having aggression problems with the zebra shark. No dives until they fix it.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:16 am

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Emailed the director, he said they're having aggression problems with the zebra shark. No dives until they fix it.

Remind him of your special relationship with the shark.
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Postby GORDON » Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:35 am

I'll be in the big turtle tank on the 16th. The turtle's name is Tink and she never leaves you alone while cleaning the tank. And if you don't frequently scrub her shell with your brush, she nips at you.

If you don't dive the zoo for a 12 months, they make you take the classes over again. I don't want to do that. I haven't been in since COVID shut the zoo down, and then the zebra shark started getting frisky and they shut down diving until they can "correct" the behavior. So I last dove, like, March. When a cleaning spot opened up, I jumped on it.

And now I will be molested by a Green Sea Turtle. Again.

This is the tank in which I'll be.

https://www.facebook.com/TheToledoZoo/photos/a.254853836646/10156177823771647
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Postby TheCatt » Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:30 pm

Nice. Is the zoo completely open, or how ar they doing it?
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Postby Troy » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:07 pm

Gordon's Amazing Aquarium of Particularly Horny Sea Creatures

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Postby GORDON » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:57 am

I'm not entirely sure how the zoo is operating these days.... I will find out tomorrow. I know the schedule is open for ZooTeens, and I need to get my kid in there. A lot of their spots are "stand by the door of this building and remind people to socially distance." Kind of lame.
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Postby Leisher » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:15 am

Saving lives is lame? :D
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Postby GORDON » Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:58 pm

Kind of lame for a 14 year old who wanted to work and teach the public about animal exhibits, not stand in the doorway and do what a sign could do.
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Postby Leisher » Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:08 pm

Got to start somewhere.
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Postby GORDON » Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:42 pm

I just learned the horny shark has been getting hormone therapy to calm it down, heh. Apparently they plan on doing the Santa dives again this year. I'll keep you informed.
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Postby TheCatt » Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:43 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post I just learned the horny shark has been getting hormone therapy to calm it down, heh. Apparently they plan on doing the Santa dives again this year. I'll keep you informed.

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Postby GORDON » Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:30 pm

TheCatt wrote:Source of the post
GORDON wrote:Source of the post I just learned the horny shark has been getting hormone therapy to calm it down, heh. Apparently they plan on doing the Santa dives again this year. I'll keep you informed.

Have fun getting raped!


..... as one does?
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