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Postby GORDON » Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:51 pm

BAM, stung by a man-o-war as a small child.
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Postby TheCatt » Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:21 pm

Leisher wrote:Source of the post I once stepped on a sand shark in Florida (true story). I frightened him so much he swam away instead of attacking (possibly true).

Oh yeah I did that once, too here in NC.

I also went swimming SURROUNDED by sharks a few years ago, no protection. I mean, they were all babies less than 1 foot long, but there were a strangely large number of them. And had more teeth than grandpa shark.
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Postby TheCatt » Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:23 pm

Awww, it thought Gordon was its bitch.
4) Love hurts: The courtship behavior of the zebra shark involves the male biting vigorously on the female's pectoral fins and tail. (He's not always successful.)
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Postby Leisher » Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:04 pm

TheCatt wrote:Source of the post Awww, it thought Gordon was its bitch.
4) Love hurts: The courtship behavior of the zebra shark involves the male biting vigorously on the female's pectoral fins and tail. (He's not always successful.)


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Postby GORDON » Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:11 pm

This is actually correct, and it was the behavior about which I was warned. ;)

Just didn't want to give you pricks more ammunition.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:55 am

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Postby TheCatt » Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:04 am


Maybe he was hotter than Gordon so he got real bites?
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Postby GORDON » Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:42 am

Rejoining the carbon cycle down the gullet of a.shark is not.cred.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:33 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Rejoining the carbon cycle down the gullet of a.shark is not.cred.


It shows he dove with maneaters, not manfuckers.
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Postby GORDON » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:12 pm

It shows he fed himself to maneaters. Whether or not he was diving is speculation. Meaning.... if you can't talk about it after, it isn't a flex. You just got ate.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:34 pm

Prove he's not talking in the afterlife or that he didn't take over the shark's soul by allowing it to eat him.
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Postby GORDON » Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:28 pm

You.win this round, you magnificent bastard.
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Postby GORDON » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:11 pm

Weekly email went out, listing the current open slots for the week.

This was at the bottom:

*Until we resolve the Zebra shark problem we will not be feeding on feed dives but will be presenting. We may also start adding a "safety diver" in the water with the "presenter" to try to denture the Zebra shark from getting so close.*


I'm signed up for the 19th. Hoping they let me be the shark wrangler.
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Postby TheCatt » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:07 pm

Our localish aquarium has 2 safety divers each time
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Postby GORDON » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:30 pm

Dove yesterday. Had to fend off zebra shark sexual advances, but didn't get nipped.

Diving in the sea turtle tank Thursday, I'm very excited about that.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:43 pm

Don't molest the sea turtles like you did the shark!
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Postby TheCatt » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:38 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Diving in the sea turtle tank Thursday, I'm very excited about that.

Are they in heat, too?
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Postby GORDON » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:38 pm

Also a large stingray in that tank, and bonnethead sharks!

They warned me about the ray. Still stingered.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:18 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post They warned me about the ray. Still stingered.


Crikey!
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Postby GORDON » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:19 pm

It's 2.5-3 feet wide. Shweeet.
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