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Former NFLer beats up tomato can.

He's 2-0. 3-0 if you count women.

Can't wait until this tub of shit fights someone worth a damn and gets knocked out.
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Videos of the brawl that broke out.

3 people arrested and there's talk that they'll strip the champ of the title.
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UFC-Khabib stuff is heating up.

I'll bet the rematch breaks PPV records.
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Former amateur and pro wrestler now MMA fighter has most hilarious press conference photo of all time.

His opponent is on the right. Absolute comedy. You cannot make this sort of thing up. It looks like someone shouted, "Who wants to fight for $50?!" and Cleatus stood up and accepted.
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What the actual fuck is going on?

Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to a fight.

Also, Conner McGregor challengers Mark Wahlberg for the same card.

I think Cruise and McGregor would win.
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Leisher wrote: Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to a fight.
I really want this to happen.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Not sure I've ever wanted anything more in sports.
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Bieber back tracks and claims it was just a random tweet.

Cruise should absolutely tweet that Bieber is a coward. Quick, someone hack Cruise's Twitter!
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Leisher wrote: Bieber back tracks and claims it was just a random tweet.

Cruise should absolutely tweet that Bieber is a coward. Quick, someone hack Cruise's Twitter!
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TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote: Bieber back tracks and claims it was just a random tweet.

Cruise should absolutely tweet that Bieber is a coward. Quick, someone hack Cruise's Twitter!
Scientology silenced him
That's not a completely ridiculous thought.
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5 second knockout is the new UFC record. Enjoy it before it gets pulled down:

https://youtu.be/uJ8yIhM60h4

The guy who got knocked out responds:
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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I hate that shit.

I was good friends with wrestlers in high school, and watched them torture themselves to make weight.

Ridiculously unhealthy.
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