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Someone tied Johnny Miller's US Open low round record, so he took Tiger's dick out of his mouth long enough to show that he's a petty asshole.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Conor's sparring partner kind of said he'd be amazed if the UFC dude survives.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Fucking last minute HTML rendering on the phone browser. And golf takes the most victims through boredom.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Did golf turn into baseball?
Went to a baseball game this weekend. I think it's hilarious how many people don't watch the game and are doing other things. We played dollar-dollar-dollar and still didn't pay attention to the game.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Tiger getting help for drug addiction. Glad he went out of his way to assure everyone it wasn't booze that caused him to crash his car and pass out...
-Everyone needs singles (10-20)
-You pick a batting order among yourselves. First person/couple gets the first batter in the game and so on.
-The actual players don't matter, just your order. Point being, you might be rooting for a guy in the first inning, but then against him later if he comes up in someone's else's turn.
-You can do this with just the team you're rooting for or both teams.
-The group whose batter is up is either going to pay or get paid. If the batter during their turn strikes out, grounds out, or pops out they pay the other people/groups $1. If their batter gets a hit, they receive $1 from each player/group. $2 for a double, $3 for a triple, and $4 for a home run. Walks and hit by pitch are pushes. So are sacrifice bunts and flies.
-You can change the rules a bit if you'd like, such as pay an extra $1 for each person on base during a home run.
No. Here's how you play for when you're stuck at the most boring sport in history:This? Never heard of it before.
-Everyone needs singles (10-20)
-You pick a batting order among yourselves. First person/couple gets the first batter in the game and so on.
-The actual players don't matter, just your order. Point being, you might be rooting for a guy in the first inning, but then against him later if he comes up in someone's else's turn.
-You can do this with just the team you're rooting for or both teams.
-The group whose batter is up is either going to pay or get paid. If the batter during their turn strikes out, grounds out, or pops out they pay the other people/groups $1. If their batter gets a hit, they receive $1 from each player/group. $2 for a double, $3 for a triple, and $4 for a home run. Walks and hit by pitch are pushes. So are sacrifice bunts and flies.
-You can change the rules a bit if you'd like, such as pay an extra $1 for each person on base during a home run.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Pro Happy Gilmores a drive during a tournament.
The "why" is understandable and you'd think they could create some rules around it, but it does affect that tournament and overall standings.
The "why" is understandable and you'd think they could create some rules around it, but it does affect that tournament and overall standings.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Well, at least he wasn't drinking, too.Leisher wrote: Tiger had a lot of drugs that night.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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He might've had trouble opening the bottle.TheCatt wrote:Well, at least he wasn't drinking, too.Leisher wrote: Tiger had a lot of drugs that night.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
PGA
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
PGA
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Hasn't it been for a while?Leisher wrote: Tiger's career may be over.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I've been saying it for over a decade. I think he's finally ready to admit it.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Tiger Woods is trying to comeback again and he wants the balls changed.
I actually agree with him on this, and on his statement about equipment years ago. Every other sport limits what equipment can do, like baseball with bats and balls or NASCAR with every aspect of a car. Why not golf?
The biggest issue is the courses are used by amateurs and the pros, so you can't design the courses with just pros in mind. Pros aren't pros because they hit it farther. They do, but their accuracy is why they're the best of the best. Force them to use that accuracy, and limit their ability to save themselves with the long ball.
I actually agree with him on this, and on his statement about equipment years ago. Every other sport limits what equipment can do, like baseball with bats and balls or NASCAR with every aspect of a car. Why not golf?
The biggest issue is the courses are used by amateurs and the pros, so you can't design the courses with just pros in mind. Pros aren't pros because they hit it farther. They do, but their accuracy is why they're the best of the best. Force them to use that accuracy, and limit their ability to save themselves with the long ball.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
PGA
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
PGA
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”