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Went to a lot of random breweries lately, where they put a list of their beers on the wall and you have no idea what it is based on a name like "Yooper Ale."

So I asked one guy if he had a beer menu, no. So I just said, "Well I don't like IPAs, and I don't want a stout. What do you suggest?"

He said, "If you don't like bitter, than I'll just get you a bud light."

What a dick.

Ugh. I hate IPAs too, as I really don't like bitter tastes. You should have killed him.

Also the Upper Peninsula of Michigan should be renamed "The Land of Poor Inventory Management." Every place had half their menus unavailable, and the truck was always "coming tomorrow."

IPAs have been getting way, way too hoppy over the past few years.