What a dick

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What a dick

Postby GORDON » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:36 pm

Went to a lot of random breweries lately, where they put a list of their beers on the wall and you have no idea what it is based on a name like "Yooper Ale."

So I asked one guy if he had a beer menu, no. So I just said, "Well I don't like IPAs, and I don't want a stout. What do you suggest?"

He said, "If you don't like bitter, than I'll just get you a bud light."

What a dick.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Re: What a dick

Postby TheCatt » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:40 pm

Ugh. I hate IPAs too, as I really don't like bitter tastes. You should have killed him.
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Re: What a dick

Postby GORDON » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:44 pm

Also the Upper Peninsula of Michigan should be renamed "The Land of Poor Inventory Management." Every place had half their menus unavailable, and the truck was always "coming tomorrow."
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Re: What a dick

Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:13 pm

IPAs have been getting way, way too hoppy over the past few years.
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