Steve Jobs working from beyond the grave

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Already worked on design for next 2 iPhones.
Apple is ready to introduce an old design by Steve Jobs as the next iPhone...

Is there more definitive way to say, "I got nothing," than going back to the decomposing corpse of your former god-king and praying?




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I fully expect one day, not too many years from now, the next Apple product will be introduced by an on-stage hologram of Steve Jobs.
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I fully expect one day, not too many years from now, the next Apple product will be introduced by an on-stage hologram of Steve Jobs.


Absolutely.
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Leisher wrote:
I fully expect one day, not too many years from now, the next Apple product will be introduced by an on-stage hologram of Steve Jobs.
Absolutely.
With the Tupac holo.
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Malcolm wrote:
Leisher wrote:
I fully expect one day, not too many years from now, the next Apple product will be introduced by an on-stage hologram of Steve Jobs.
Absolutely.
With the Tupac holo.
No, that's not elitist enough.

Tupac, Da Vinci, and Jesus all talking about how much better Steve Jobs is than all of us.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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By taking an iCock up the ass from Steve's hologram, I'm guessing.



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Steve Jobs working from beyond the grave

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It's not me, it's someone else.
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