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I placed an Amazon Prime Now order the other day for a 4pm-6pm window.

Dude was 5 minutes later (6:05pm).

Turns out you can lower people's tips AFTER the order is delivered.

Also turns out that I am an asshole :\
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I didn't know you could tip Amazon delivery people.

Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.
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Leisher wrote: I didn't know you could tip Amazon delivery people.

Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.
Prime Now has tips, it's the "give it to me today" version of Amazon.
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TheCatt wrote: Jeff Bezos getting divorced. Wonder if he'll still be the world's richest man?

Also, Gordon. Very rich single person available now. I'm sure Jeff would like you.
MacKenzie Bezos said on Twitter she will keep 25% of the couple's Amazon stock and give up any interest in the Washington Post or space-transportation firm Blue Origin as she dissolves her marriage with Jeff Bezos.
Jeff gets to keep 75%
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Does that make her history's most expensive piece of ass?
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Leisher wrote: Does that make her history's most expensive piece of ass?
Looks like yes

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Verily, the most priceless ass is that which encourages one to find other fine ass, with which to share...
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Anyone know MacKenzie Bozos' twitter? I want to slide into her DMs...
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Open with "Sup" and a dick pic. Middle aged chicks love those.
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Leisher wrote: Anyone know MacKenzie Bozos' twitter? I want to slide into her DMs...
Srsly
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Leisher wrote: FedEx and Amazon are officially done and now are competitors.
I read an article where FedEx said it was only 1.5% of their profit. I assume the contract was low profit because of how Amazon tends to negotiate and use its size. But I wonder what % of FedEx's revenue came from that contract, and how much other/fixed costs it was covering.
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TheCatt wrote: Amazon used to give a free month of prime for late deliveries. Most of the time the past 6 months they've offered me $5. They once offered me $10.

But, twice they have given me my entire order for free. Last time it was like a $50 order. Today it was a $14 order.
Today it was $10 again. But I had to push for it. They sure don't offer it up easily.
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AMZN stock has been on fire lately. Market cap hit $1 Trillion again today. Up ~33% YTD.
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Haven't seen anything exciting. The best deals are usually Amazon devices, and I don't use them any more.

We have a $10 off today/tomorrow, + $15 off by end of July. So we might just buy crap we need with those.
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I had over $300 in my Amazon account thanks to gift cards and whatnot.

I just looked and my balance is just over $100.

My wife is a thief.
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